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Post 17401

Recumbentman

"Negligible Gains on the Road to Ruin" by Penny Wise


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Post 17402

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"Take Me Home" by Ken 'Tree' Rhodes


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Post 17403

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"What Joe Pesci said" by Ida Slapter


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Post 17404

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"Scaling Down" by Teela Sofamiredo


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Post 17405

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"Keep It Simple" by Rudy Maintree


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Post 17406

Recumbentman

The Joe Pesci reference is to Saturday Night Live in 1992 the week after Sinéad O'Connor tore up a photo of the pope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPykO9jdLk0 about a minute in


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Post 17407

Recumbentman

'Autumn' by R. Vestmoone


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Post 17408

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"Saucy Songs of the 1890s" by Tara Raboom D.A.


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Post 17409

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a traffic cone?
After all, they’re both orange… both hollow… both plastic… both frequently signify a wreck ahead…

Answer: Most folks would swerve for a cone in the road…


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Post 17410

Recumbentman

"Qui tollis peccata mundi" by Agnes Day


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Post 17411

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"Spanish Beer" by Una Cerveza


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Post 17412

Recumbentman

"I Ordered Five" by P. D. A. Sinko


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Post 17413

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What kind of music do you hear on pirate radio stations?


Coarse airs.


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Post 17414

You can call me TC

*Intrigued by the Spanish flavour this thread has acquired* Can only remember the silly joke about the Spanish girl with one tooth: Juanita.


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Post 17415

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Donald Trump is aid to want to testify at the trial in which he is accused of making hush money payments to a prostitute (Stormy Daniels) so she wouldn't disrupt his campaign for president. It has been pointed out that the last time he tried to testify, he became incoherent in seconds. He would be witless for the prostitution


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Post 17416

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

'pro' and 'con' are said to be opposites...

How about Prostitution? Progress? Confessional? Province?
Electrons should have been Contons.


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Post 17417

Recumbentman

Would I be telling the truth if I said "Their Arno River's in Italy?"


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Post 17418

Recumbentman

"But Not Too Much" by Manon Troppo


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Post 17419

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"How To Reduce Your Smell" by Joe de Rant


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Post 17420

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


"The little blue people in the forest" by S.Murphy


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