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paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

That genie sounds a bit eggcentric.

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logicus tracticus philosophicus

A snail walked into a dealer's showroom and asked for the fastest car the dealer had. Then he asked for a license plate with just "S" on it.
"Why do you want that?" the dealer wondered.
"Because when I drive past, I want people to say "Look at that S car go."

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paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

[There's so little left to joke about, what with inflation, disease, political wackiness, the climate smiley - groan. I'll do my best smiley - shrug]

The snail was very upset because his shell was breaking apart. His friends were sympathetic, but they thought he might be able to function without it.

"Oh, No," the snail replied, "it makes me sluggish.smiley - drumroll

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