h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must object. I'm convinced the answer is Thursday.

Overuled, dear alien. Thursdays never follow mondays up here. It can only be thrusday in an earthly paradise known as Gloucester. Drive on.

Ah Thursday, the day named after the great god Thur, God of Lispers everywhere.

I never said Thursdays would follow Mondays... I see no connection between those two at all...

I spoke to an alien from Gloucester
But my my diurnal rambling has foxed her
So what can I do
but give her a clue
when I take her for a spin in my boxster


for when truly driven to madness, days of the week matter not, and their order is negotiable. And if her thinks she is a him it cannot be, for the sake of a rhyme.

Days of the week? Who said anything about those?

Well, you just did.

no you didn't. He did. But he's a she, and she's an it so where does that leave me?

well i'm sorry dear alien, but I wrongly assumed you must have been on same induction course as I (course 3a section 11 Temporal measurement on earth) However have been racking both brains for alternate meanings for Thursday. I know Happy Mondays, Ruby Tuesday.... Please enlighten.

All I said was that the answer is Thursday - isn't it?? I wonder what all the fuzz is about... *goes to search these mysterious mondays thursdays were supposed to follow*

Alien, you win, you've driven me mad!

*burbles quietly to self in corner, slowly curling into foetus position*

*Runs in holding a sheet of paper*

I found it!! I found it!!! I found out why ondays follow thursdays, but sometimes thursdays follow mondays. It is all because of a freak anomaily caused in the weather, This in turn is caused by a butterfly flapping its wings in the quantuam flux. Why the quantuam flux is there I don't know. I think someone accidently brought it with them to madness ....

Oh was v, was v, thanks, your honoured high ness (are you related to madd ness by the way?) I thought i'd....you've saved me. Please explain to dear alien, in words of one syllable...she just doesnt understand and...its driving me mad

(Actually yes. Its my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great it. (no gender) )

on sylable huh??
It is cra ziee.

Green with blue spots!!!

Thats good. Thats very good. How in the world did you come up with that?? (5 sleepless nights, If I may sugest?)

Just kill me.
Yeah,Just kill him.

I'm dead and I've gone to Hell. You can come and visit me, if you'd like to visit Hell, that is. just click my name.

Toasty Fries! Toasty Fries! Toasty Fries With Leprosey! WEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahhahah.....

Oi do you mind!! I have spent many years at university and quite a bit of my parents money to be qualified to say "Do you want fries with that?" I'll have none of you amateurs getting in the way!