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I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 41

Afgncaap5

Fine, fine, you get to play first Gary/Garius. You can play first. Just don't spend too much time on it, and you must let other people take their turn.smiley - smileysmiley - fish


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 42

Garius Lupus

"Lions and tigers and bears, oom pah". There, I'm done.

Scritch scritch Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (I forgot to tell you, I also play the blackboard).

HA HA HA HA HA *choke*


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 43

Afgncaap5

Uh-oh. Gary's in trouble. I should call an ambulence, but they only have psychiatric wards here in Madness. Oh, what a dilemma!smiley - fishsmiley - smiley


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 44

Garius Lupus

Never mind, I've got him.

*Napoleon executes the tricky self-Heimlich manouvre*

Thank god you were here. I'll have to remember to refrain from maniacal laughter while holding a tuba. They sure can stick in your throat, can't they.


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 45

Afgncaap5

Apparently. Any new recruits for the band? Let's call our first song, "The Music Of Madness"! We'll each take a turn writing the next line! Napoleon, you can start.smiley - fish


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 46

Garius Lupus

* to the tune of "the sounds of silence"

Hello madness, my old friend
I've come to you in a huff again


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 47

Buff

Help! I've been driven to sanity. What should I do? All my invisible friends have gone, and now I've got this horrible urge to get a credit card and watch television.


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 48

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Hi. I just got to madness. (Up the wall). I play the fool. Can I join the band?

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smiley - fish °smiley - fish °smiley - fish °smiley - fish °


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 49

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

I don't play anything can I join as a roadie???


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 50

Wand'rin star

Surely you can play the innocent? If so, I'll join as second innocent. I don't think I could manage to keep it up well enough to be a principal.
Thinks: it's nice to see this thread back on my home page again.


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 51

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

The innocent?? Well I guess that I could try...


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 52

Buff

I didn't do it!! It wasn't me! I had nothing to do with any of it!
MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 53

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

Three and a half.


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 54

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

3 and 1/2???


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 55

Mac (Keeper of indecision)

smells like a loud shade of eggs.
This is the first time I've been in madness.I yelled myself horse,got up on it and rode here.
I can play the idiot quite convincingly,for the band.


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 56

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

All right we have an inocent and the idiot. Anyone else feel like signin up??


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 57

Afgncaap5

Or sign down?


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 58

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

Sign sideways?


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Post 59

Afgncaap5

Ah, I see it now. This is a crossword puzzle.


I Have Been Driven To Madness!!

Post 60

Princess of the universe (formely known as v)

Whats a four letter word for.... for... Yeah Crossword?? I think thats it.


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