h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i had no idea climates were so diverse in 'australire'
by the way--- lovely verses jester and zaphod... it looks like the two of you are quite the blossoming poets
-saffire

I will trade weather with almost anyone. It is snowing very hard atm. You folks south of the equator want to trade?

How about some really cold winds,some very wet rain,and a dose of the flu? ( no that isn't an std YK47!!)
shazzPR

How about some really cold winds,some very wet rain,and a dose of the flu? ( no that isn't an std YK47!!)
shazzPR

Well I got the flu so I don't need that. But do cold winds beat snow?? Hmmmmmm......

the weather we can talk about
but inside it's warm
hush
it can be warmer



a small poem making the weather an erotic discussion.

Thank you once again Prez for steering us back toward the light.
You are quite the romantic!
As you will have seen, my poetry sucks.

Haze is correct about Melbourne - it's a bee-utiful city on a sunny day (not my fave when it's raining).

There was a young man called Enis,

Who really loved playing tennis

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He'd pose and he'd pout
'Til he got his balls out...
shazzPR

At which time he became quite a menace...

(It's surprisingly difficult to rhyme with 'ennis')

Coz he wanted a pee, did Enis.

Do you know how hard it is to rhyme a
simple little word like vagina?


I did this with a little help from the Bloodhound Gang

So use the artistic freedom we rhymers have

A annoying little whiner
looked at his mum's vagina
When she noticed he did
She cried out 'You little shit'
And turned him into a headliner

TM.

[Peewee Herman Voice] I'm SO SORRY, I didn't mean it! [not that voice anymore] Anyway, the answer to the joke is "An island with mystery, intrigue, and an absolutely gigantic set of tits."

Oh, and Zaphod? Zippy's staying in his Poké Ball.

this has nothing to do with anything----->
my friends last name is miller - so his prize pick up line is *licks his fingers*--hey baby, its millertime--

-saffire

My favorite pick up line is "I have bagles, lets get naked" So far it has never worked but I am still trying it out.

Hehehe.....and I have discovered that,when I type *Veggie* into an email....which I have been doing rather a lot recently....that the spell checker insists that it should be *Vagina*.....so,maybe we have all got it wrong!
shazzpR

So Our good buddy Veggi might just be some one else???!!?!?! Hmmmmmmm.... I am trying to think of a reason that this might explain anything but I cannot come up with anything.

Errrrrmmmm....How many roads must a man walk down..?

I think the answer is six times nine.