h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i see......oh my!! it seems that we may need to expand this session of ours due to the fact that from my notes and my keen hearing i am beginning to notice that maybe (just maybe mind you) that a few others in this forum might have some problems with reality and where they stand
oh, and if we are lucky we could actually get a few tidbits of knowledge from some of you that would lead us back to the original subject matter
*makes herself comphy while motioning for the patients to lay down on their couches*
monsy

yipee theres a doctor in the house now!
-saffire-whocantthinkofanythingtosayatthismoment

saffire my dear, you seem a bit nervous....why don't you lay down over here and talk?
monsy

Hey! I'm using that couch!

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Now, before you all get too comfortable & start wriggling around on the couch together, I just wanna get this straight:

Mary is in fact Marv (though perhaps not on H2G2)
Monsy is female, which confused me somewhat as I had a friend at school called Monsy who was very definitely male.

Sorry, had to clear that up as I live in Sydney and there is an awful lot of confusion with regard to sexual tendencies and role-modelling here

I don't think reality has anything to do with anything here and is something I try to avoid at all costs...

Is there any more room left on that couch ???

It seems to be a big couch. Anyone else want psychoanalytical advise from our dear Monsy?

Go on then Monsy!! I dare you!
shazzPR

*straightens her glasses and picks up her notepad and pen*
ok, i see that we seem to have quite a few of you here and there appears to not be enough couches to go around so i will need you all to get a buddy and share
now, once we are all comphy on our couches we will begin and i think we need to start with Shazz over there as she seems to be a bit overzealous over there
monsy

Ya, Shazz. Tell the good doctor your problems. We are dying to hear

*looks over at Shazz laying on the couch with TM*
yes, Shazz, don't be shy, tell us
monsy

Problems??? What ? Me worry..??

????(Guess who?)

come now you two, don't play innocent with me, afterall this is monsy you are talking to
monsy

*Innocent*??? Who ME??
*guess who!*

I am glad that when Shazz made that comment I was on the other side of the planet. I don't want to get hit by the lightning that was surely thrown as a result of that statement.

*starts scribbling on her pad and looking at TM and Shazz*
i think we have a lot of work here with the two of you....first, let's start with this duel personality that you seem to of developed Shazz
monsy

Who, us ??

yes, you two!! now stop stalling and start talking
monsy

I agree, the Church wants to know! -Archbishop Marv

Dr. Monz,

I have never thought I was Jesus, never thought I was Napoleon, or ever been under the delusion that I was Atilla The Hun in a previous life; however, I have this strange attraction to the opposite sex.

I am not so sure about the last part of your problem. I seem to remember a little exchange a while up thread that looks a little suspicious.