h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zaphod...why don't you tell me a little bit more about this attraction of yours.....don't be shy, tell me what it is about them that attracts you
now marv.....just remember not to bat your eyelashes when you talk to him and everything should be alright
as for shazz and towelmaster, it seems they have snuck off for a bit of "private time" before the meet tomorrow so we will get back to them later
monsy

OK I will cut my eyelashes off then.

and why would you do that?

Then I would be unable to bat them at any one.

I am now somewhat uncomfortable sharing this couch.

Although it is indeed a pleasantly stuffed and eminently comfortable and spacious couch, I feel awkward about the confusion over Marv's gender earlier on and your suggestion of Marv batting his eyelashes concerns me.

I mean, how are you gonna get a decent spin on an eyelash - you'd never be able hit a decent four using eyelashes.

Let's stick to balls.

Oh dear, that had unforseen connotations...

As to your query as to why the female of the species is attractive Dr.M. - basically everything, they look good, smell good, feel good, taste good, do good for ya.

Scrummy!

...I'm just going to stand over in the corner for a while.

hmmmmm........fear of eyelashes that bat and an overwelming obsession with balls(question is are they blue? )......very interesting

*scribbles frantically on notepad*
monsy

I am begining to have more than passing interest as to what exactly our dear Monsy is scribbling in her notebook.

perhaps that were all mad?

*adjusts her notepad so wandering eyes cannot peak*
saffire my dear, tell me about your thoughts....what would lead you to believe you were mad???
monsy

I'm not mad... I'm as sane as the next winged mythological beast.

'sus

im seeing winged horses ... i am mad
-saffire

Well.....I am not mad.....but maybe not exactly *sober* atm
....and that goes for me too......
Guess which/who/what/when/why?!

Sorry I'm late, but ... do bats have eyelashes?

*begins to wonder if she should continue this discussion from behind protective glass for her own safety*
it seems to me that shazz and towelmaster are getting worse and worse as far as this duel personality thing goes....
as for yk-47, me thinks that he may need a bit more help than even i can provide
*makes a mental note to contact her publisist as soon as possible*
monsy

Gee, someone in this room is sane and I hope it isn't me! [looks sheepish at how stupid what he just said is]

*looks over at YK-47 with great interest*
would you care to share your sheep fetish with the room??
monsy

No, I'd rather leave the room.

And I'm wearing more than a leaf.

You know, I once saw a photo in a magazine showing a woman wearing a dress made entirely from lettuce?

[Zaphod quietly walks over from the corner and takes a peek over Dr.M's shoulder]

"It appears she's writing down phone numbers, with a series of '+'s beside each name, some apparently more '+'s than others"

"Wow - this one's got a series of exclamation marks after the '+'s and the phone number is underlined !"

[Quickly ducks as the doctor spins round and takes a swing at his head with a rather heavy book and retreats to the corner of the room, only to find a steaming pile of pegasus poo]

Dr Monsy! What ARE you up to?!
him and me
or maybe Me and Him
there again
just two of us
or one!

i must be more careful about the nosey patients trying to steal a peak at my notes
don't worry about all those symbols by the names....they are nothing, honest
now, shazz and towelmaster, back to the TWO of you
tell us about this situation of yours, we are just dying to hear all about it
monsy