h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

im glad all our problems are settled...
so heres a question: new years eve-- do i party with my friends, or do i go out ---hit the town with my girls--- and hope to meet some new guys?
-saffire

The answer to your question is easily answered. The option that gaurentees that you will be exposed to the most alcohol is the way you should go. If you paint the town with your ladies and will be in every bar within a five mile radius, go for it. If your friends have a well stocked house, stay in. I for one will be tooling aroung in a tuxedo and limo with a bunch of drunken idiots.

¤YK-47¤ That isn't whatever the original topic was.

¤Zippy¤ Rai chu? Chu rai chu Rai Chu Rai Chu.

¤YK-47¤ LOL Zippy said, "Who cares? This is the H2G2."

Yes.....go with the flow
shazzPR

What's a 68?

You do me and I'll owe you one.

LOL! Not so much *fun* though
shazzPR

¤YK-47¤ Right. Let's get completely off-subject. Has anyone searched the guide for this topic recently?

..and Which Topic is that exactly!....Treize!!
shazzPR

Treize? That's foreign for 13 isn't it?

im not quite sure...............
-saffireisconfused

I believe so yes!!
shazzPR

¤YK-47¤ I demand that it may or may not be so! Speaking of which, I'm putting this up 42 minutes after ShazzPR is.

Hi Saff - made it this time. Hi again to TM, Prez, Shazz & the regulars!

Wow! I thought, this is neat, this string actually loads up in a reasonably decent time. Double wow !! thought I, all the familiar faces are here and look - they're again being clever, witty & intelligent - this is great !!!

Then YK-47 shows up.

YK, do us a favour sonny, please feel free to join the grown-ups, enjoy listening to mature, enlightened banter, revel in the glow of the experiences of others,

but

DO NOT cr*p on about bl**dy chinpokomon.
DO NOT threaten to spam this string. You CAN be kicked off H2G2 altogether, they can recognise you PC remotely nowadays..

GROW UP - if you are so centred on video gaming, go and start a forum, we'll all come & pop in from time to time to say hello, I'm sure, go on, go do it...

Guys, is this now going to be where we teach YK-47 how to get his rocks off or can we get back to the original premise on the original forum and have a bit of a larff.

God, but I'm getting bitter & twisted. Apologies to the others (I have a blazing hangover which I'm just starting to sweat off, so I promise to be nicer next time)

& Saff, I've only got one thing for you; if, as you intimated in the last string, you are T-2weeks for 'the Thing', don't be in a rush to give it away.... sex CAN be complicated.

Again with apologies for the rant, salutations to most of you. I'll pop in later on to see what your collective decisions/thoughts are.

xxx

Hi...and good to see you Z!
We have all been trying to be gentle with the poor wee
lamb....and then we tried a little intimidation.....but,
do not fear! TPTB are fully informed on the *little* tricks
going on and are prepared to strike AT ANY TIME!
On a lighter note...I fully support your advice to our dear Saffi!
It should be not so much a case of *when*....but rather *who with* and *why* and *this just feels like the right time*
shazzpR

ah yes... very wise... i will keep that in mind thank you
-saffire
ps welcome back zaphod!

Thank you my sweet. Thanks also to Shazz (wot's th PR for ??)

I am now humbled and thankful.

Speaking from experience as a testoterone-driven male, I get quite narked when I see some guys using emotional leverage to get their rocks off and then dump on the poor gal, slagging her off to his mates.

Anyway, life's like that, just don't be a victim. If you're as nice as you sound, you'd be worth waiting for.

Meanwhile, where are you guys from (countrywise).

affectionately,

I am from little ole England .....where it is freezing and snowing.....well....some! The PR is because I have the honour
of working on the *POST*..the soon(This Monday....yikes!)to be published online newspaper for all things h2g2
shazzPR

Zaphod, you really know how to make an entrance LOL...

YK, how's your Reechoo going to react?

shhhh! dont encourage him
im from the east coast of the USA where it should be cold and snowy but instead is warm and sunny...go figure
i live in a tiny boring town --- and this is why im considering going to new york to visit some friends on new years eve -- the city would be wild-chaotic like all hell-but wild fun
-saffire

I second that except for the first four words and the New York with friends bit.

Anyway, why aren't we being (particularly) true to the forum! Wouldn't a forum with the name "Sex is so complicated" be about tits and naughtybits and dirty jokes? Speaking of which, what do you get when you cross MYST with Mellonland?