I am a figment of my own imagination

Eight years on...

Me. Version 3.

Responsible me.

I'm not a fat, drunk, chain-smoking nightclub manager anymore. I deceided that wasn't the way to go when I woke up naked with sticky tape over my eyes.

I'm now a fit policeman. Everything you've ever read or heard about police is true.

In the past eight years, the only thing I still believe is true is:

Find someone that loves you and love them back. It's all you'll ever need to be happy.


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