h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dialogue? What Dialogue?

Use no words, just eyes. It's damn funny when you wake up the next morning and think, "Hey, I didn't say a WORD to her (him, in your case)"

Hmmmm..... all too often.

Dammit! Now I've found a place to drink on MONDAY nights. The local mex restaurant has MEGA MARGARITAS too....

My head hurts...

Hermmm... just eyes... Hermmm...

That's a difficult conception for me to understand, being a wordy, hyper young thing!!!

Travis and I had a big old long and lovely driving lesson!!! And I picked up a few cd's when out by the mall-- The Who: Who's Next and The Very Best Of... and The Dance by Fleetwood Mac.

A productive day.

And today I cleared out my closet and wrote some e-mail and even took a two hour nap to kill time. Joe's not working til tomorrow. I hardly know how I am going to survive... but I will!!! Hermm... 16 hours until he will be there... maybe I should camp out in front of the store!!!

"Tabitha, you are't allowed to do this..."

"OH!!! But I am waiting for Joe!!! I want to be first in line!!!!"

All that alcohol will kill you.

Ah, I really should reply to these fairly soonish, shouldn't I?

Now it's Ryan baby that's got the stalking focus. But the messaging system makes it all a bit quicker, except when you've just got up and I'm coming home after a gutful

Sorry about not talking the other night, but I've learnt not to chat when I'm half in the bag. Finally, I learnt

Is it wrong to wonder how I can get in the pants of a girl who's trying to get me to take her friend home. She has a hiny, you know (the friend)...

YOU are one interesting picnic basket...

Stalking someone is very fun, but it gets tiresome if I don't recieve any response at all... so, we shall see. I want to convince Ryan to come back home(he says CA is his home away from home, and was telling me how all the girls are bitches over there, so things are pretty good, for ME then!!!)... I will use my feminine wiles. It shouldn't be too hard. Or too long of a process.

Methinks I have to give in and buy another amp, a cute little Mellow Danelectro Retro one. I can get it in yellow. Or Aqua. Or Burgundy. What about Cream!??? Darnit... it won't match my babies very well... guess I will have to buy another baby to match the amp... THIS amp should be easier to tote around than my current Ibanez Troubador(made to go with my Ibanez Acoustic-Electric, not George). Plus, I am teaching guitar to two students soon, and another amp will come in handy. So will another cord. Another guitar stand has been needed since buying George, and another music stand wouldn't hurt.

All those GREAT ideas for Christmas presents... and can I wait til then!?? Surely not...

Tis ok you weren't chatty whenever that was. I had forgotten. I was probably contemplating my own getting-into-pant endeavors...

May your adventures be plenty and sucessful and memorable. Except for the bad ones... hahahhaaha....

GIVE IN and buy another amp? GIVE IN?

Who are you trying to kid? You just WANT another amp, don't you
And a music stand
And another baby...

Maybe you can buy some stuff in CA.

YES.... I DOOOO want another amp... maybe another baby, but I haven't found one I am in love with yet...

Mom got me a third guitar student. YAY!!!! She'll even allow me to teach at home on Saturday afternoons(after work--- oh the JOY of it all!!! )

I'm excited. It shall be groooovy.

And all they'll ever be taught is how to play Beatles stuff.

I'm getting into the bad habit of putting on a pot of tea, and then forgetting it for an hour....

That's a terrible habit to be getting into. And that's also why I choose to be addicted to Mountain Dew. No water boiling necessary. Of course, I do have to bring my own supply with me on work days, since we've only got one measly little slot for the elixer of life!!! And we have about 500 associates(workers)... Herrrmmm... who did THAT math!??

My students will learn whatever they want to. I want them to be able to read music and play melody as well as chords. And they'll have fun with tabs. I plan to incorporate their interests and all ready purchased music into their lessons....

School starts the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll be hanging around h2g2 and packing stuff for the BIG DAY!!! HOORAY!!!

Good day today. Woke up next to a blonde.
Can't remember how she got there a I was fairly frunk (by 'fairly', I mean 'Utterly and completely'), but I wasn't going to ask any questions...

And I didn't even vote...

Has school started by now? And you're looking FORWARD to it? Madwoman!

Madmadmadmadmad

I bet the dew is mucking about with your brain

I always look forward to going back to school!!! PPLlllggghhhh!!! The teachers are quite awesome, so I think I'll do quite well. I dropped my History of Language class, because it'll be a third level headache about syntax and dissecting poor innocent words. History of Western Civ since 1715 replaces it.

I am reading Beowulf for my Brit Lit class... and, funnily enough, so is Jesse!!!

What happened in 1715 that makes it a cutoff point? Or is that just a midpoint between two fairly interesting things?

You'll have to tell me if Beowulf is any good. I went through a stage a couple of years ago when I decided that I'd just read classics. My reasoning being that if they'd been popular for a hundred years or so then there must be something to them. I read some D.H. Lawrence and thought, "Yeah, good move Haze". Then I started 'Don Quixote' and thought, "Ah, No. This is boring the shit out of me".

Well, it appears as though I have a girlfriend. A hideously cute young girl called Joc (pron joss, NOT jock!). It's all fun and newish for me at the moment. Having slept with a girl and then looking forward to seeing her again, I mean. Heeehehe. Haven't done that for years now. I'll have to make sure that I don't throw away all the rest of my unethical behaviour though...

Heeehehee.

SYNTAX! I'd refuse to do any course that even went near coming close to presuming to think about that word!

Sadistic
Yodeling
Naughty
Terrifying
Absolutely
X-rated....

SYNTAX... She wrote the word on the board, and I was ready to flee!!!

::sings snottily:: HAZE has a GIRLfriend!!! hahahahahhaah!!! Poor thing!!! I am glad Joc is hideously cute!!! And how young is young!?? More people thought I was 16-18 yesterday... KISSY KISSY!!!! Hahahhahahaa...... HAZE has a GIRLfriend!!! No girlfriends allowed in bars, you know...

Or mabye that's a stupid American rule. We WOULD be snotty like that... and say it is unprofessional... kinda like singing while at work...

There was a chick behind me at the Taco Bell line on Tuesday. She was telling this guy she was with all about how she like some 30-year old guy. And the 30-year old told stories to her about how he'd be with a 50-year-old woman, and she'd roll over about "Two minutes into [having sex]". She kept reapeating the phrase: "Like, TWO MINUTES into IT!!!"

I wanted to smack her and say, "I've barely been two minutes FROM it for too long, so shut up!!!!" But I didn't. Oh well....

It would've felt good.

I'm unfortunately scheduled every day that I'm not at school this week.. possibly the next week... and then the week after. But THEN my three days of work per week are guaranteed!!! There is a God... That God just doesn't watch out for young cute girls who look for new jobs and put down every second they could physically work outside of class when she applies for one....

WHO's the poor thing? Me or her?

I DON'T like MY girlfriends in the bar because I hate it when they sit at the end by themselves while I work. I get guilty because I'm not talking to them, and when I talk to them I feel guilty because I'm not doing any work. As for everyone else's girl/boy, I don't care. NONE sounds like a pretty snotty rule all right...

20 young (I think).

Maybe the god of young cute girls looking for jobs is on long service leave and has only just got back...