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Spanner

especially the procrastination part - what sacrifices can appease your displeasure (which i must surely have invoked of late)?


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Post 2

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Have you? Sorry, I'm not omniscient. In fact, I'm bugger-all-scient. Could you sacrifice a head gasket for a Nissan Exa? I want to sell this car but the thought of changing the head gasket AGAIN thrills me like emphysema.


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Post 3

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Or perhaps set fire to some lint whilst cahnting, "Mumbo Jumbo, mumbo jumbo".


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Post 4

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Apparently, I've just become the god of typos. 'Chanting'.


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Post 5

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

And talking to myself.


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Post 6

Danisbackfromlunch

And your an Australian! smiley - smiley
http://www.h2g2.com/A193303


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Post 7

Spanner

gosh, i'm terribly sorry - obviously by failing to reply i have incurred your wrath further, if today was anything to go by - perhaps a nice tyre burning will appease you?


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Post 8

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Burn the tyres on the tight b*****d housemate's car who cut me off the ISP


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Post 9

Spanner

okey dokey i'll see what i can do smiley - winkeye

all the tyres or just two?


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Post 10

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Actually, better not. Then he'd have to borrow my car.


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Post 11

Spanner

just find out what he's allergic too, rub the steering wheel with it, and viola!


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Post 12

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Oooohhh, NASTY grrl smiley - winkeye


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Post 13

Spanner

hey i'm nothing if not vindictive smiley - winkeye

i specialise in thinking up apt revenges (but rarely carry them out myself smiley - smiley )

span


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Post 14

hardlabour

I'm just plain malicious. And I specialise in getting other people to carry out my revenges.


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Post 15

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

You two should NEVER team up and create an evil empire...


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Post 16

Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction

Actually, I think they should! I would bless that empire!


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Post 17

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

And I was just thinking, "Hey, I know someone ELSE who's into destruction". Are you going to be the one to carry out the revenges Suze?


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Post 18

Spanner

if so i could have a job for you...

span


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Post 19

hardlabour

So Span, are you keen on this evil empire?
Who wants to join?

And what should this evil empire do?


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Post 20

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Can I be the guy with the innocent face that 'accidentally' makes a very tiny mistake and stuffs everything completely, then walks around the corner sniggering uncontrollably?


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