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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 2, 1999
¤YK-47¤ If you don't tell me ... [holds up a bomb with the number 1024 on it] ... then I will say 69 1024 times! 
WAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! WAAAAA[Zippy zaps him]AAAAUGH!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 2, 1999
Anyone ever taken a good look at the illustrious H2G2 logo?
That's a blatant 69 right there, folks. it's almost too roode to be troo.
Now TM, I do think that they are calling on you to fulfil your teaching duties in the forum. "Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the birds up above..." 
Of course, I could do it or you, but I don't think you need that.
Doo yoo?
Oh and I don't think someone can be banned just because they're threatening to write something 1024 times. Unless they've shown that they're ready to actually do it. Which YK-47 has indeed done.
Which is why he should be careful with his threats.
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TowelMaster Posted Dec 2, 1999
Hey mister Prez...!
Quite right BUT I do not intend to explain this 69-bit to people who :
1. do not know how to find 69 on the net(too inexperienced probably)
2. threathen the rest of the class or at least behave in an annoying way.
3. have not had any sex-education or at least biology in class.
4. know way to much about pokemon.
5. etc....
TM.
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TowelMaster Posted Dec 2, 1999
Oh yeah, and probably does not have enough imagination to put 2 and 2 together here(I mean sex and 69 together...)
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 2, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Strike one... I still have the 1024 bomb, and now I have a match.
¤Zippy¤ [evil look]
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 2, 1999
OK YK! I will put my stern expression on...and my official hat!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
shazzPR (Lead_Editor)!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 2, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Strike two ... [hefts bomb] Shazz, I don't give a bloody Funk & Wagnall about your stern expression and official hat! Explain 69 to me! I will now light the match! [lights match]
¤Zippy¤ [Electricity gathers on his tail]
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msmonsy Posted Dec 2, 1999
ok...i may be shot for this by the other participants in this forum but i am just not in the mood for another forum to be ruined by a tantrum.....
YK-47: i will try to explain this without getting too graphic.....
69: look at the numbers then pretend the circles in the numbers are the faces....use your imagination from there 
monsy 
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TowelMaster Posted Dec 3, 1999
Well if you all insist...
Hello there immature human being.....69 refers to the position in which one can still have sex....so forget about your 'education' and try to picture two people exactly the wrong way around...
You might try reading a 'Playboy' once...
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TowelMaster Posted Dec 3, 1999
Oh and 69 is actually having cunnilingus and fellatio at the same time....
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 3, 1999
I am truly saddened that I have not seen this particular conversation before. All kinds of good stuff; sex threats and rock and roll. I like it.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Ummm... I think I'l do it anyway. [tries to light fuse; the match burns his fingers] YEOWTCH!
[The match hits the fuse. The fuse lights up.]
¤Zippy¤ [At the last moment, zaps the bomb.]
[There is a giant flash of 1024s.]
1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024
¤YK-47¤ Sorry, that was in reverse. Instead of 1024 69s, I had 69 1024s. So, oral naughtybits it is?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ And both ways?
¤Zippy¤ [gives an enthusiastic nod]
¤YK-47¤ Not you!
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Dec 3, 1999
Both ways simultaneously.
3:-þ
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Good. I'd guessed that and wanted confirmation. But anyway, cum[sic] on and let's talk about sex!
¤Zippy¤ [The electricity that has still been on his tail gives off]
¤YK-47¤ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Continuing whatever the original topic was
Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Why?
Continuing whatever the original topic was
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 3, 1999
¤YK-47¤ Never mind, let's forget that. [tosses Zippy a baleful glance]
¤Zippy¤ [radiates innocence]
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- 21: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 2, 1999)
- 22: saffire (Dec 2, 1999)
- 23: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 2, 1999)
- 24: TowelMaster (Dec 2, 1999)
- 25: TowelMaster (Dec 2, 1999)
- 26: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 2, 1999)
- 27: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 2, 1999)
- 28: shazzPRME (Dec 2, 1999)
- 29: saffire (Dec 2, 1999)
- 30: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 2, 1999)
- 31: msmonsy (Dec 2, 1999)
- 32: TowelMaster (Dec 3, 1999)
- 33: TowelMaster (Dec 3, 1999)
- 34: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 3, 1999)
- 35: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 3, 1999)
- 36: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 3, 1999)
- 37: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Dec 3, 1999)
- 38: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 3, 1999)
- 39: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 40: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 3, 1999)
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