h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

¤YK-47¤ If you don't tell me ... [holds up a bomb with the number 1024 on it] ... then I will say 69 1024 times! WAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! WAAAAA[Zippy zaps him]AAAAUGH!

is there any way we can ban people from fora?
*any way*?

Anyone ever taken a good look at the illustrious H2G2 logo?
That's a blatant 69 right there, folks. it's almost too roode to be troo.

Now TM, I do think that they are calling on you to fulfil your teaching duties in the forum. "Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the birds up above..."
Of course, I could do it or you, but I don't think you need that.
Doo yoo?


Oh and I don't think someone can be banned just because they're threatening to write something 1024 times. Unless they've shown that they're ready to actually do it. Which YK-47 has indeed done.

Which is why he should be careful with his threats.

Hey mister Prez...!

Quite right BUT I do not intend to explain this 69-bit to people who :

1. do not know how to find 69 on the net(too inexperienced probably)
2. threathen the rest of the class or at least behave in an annoying way.
3. have not had any sex-education or at least biology in class.
4. know way to much about pokemon.
5. etc....

TM.

Oh yeah, and probably does not have enough imagination to put 2 and 2 together here(I mean sex and 69 together...)

Point
well
taken.

¤YK-47¤ Strike one... I still have the 1024 bomb, and now I have a match.

¤Zippy¤ [evil look]

OK YK! I will put my stern expression on...and my official hat!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
shazzPR (Lead_Editor)!

you tell him shazz!!!!!!
-saffire

¤YK-47¤ Strike two ... [hefts bomb] Shazz, I don't give a bloody Funk & Wagnall about your stern expression and official hat! Explain 69 to me! I will now light the match! [lights match]

¤Zippy¤ [Electricity gathers on his tail]

ok...i may be shot for this by the other participants in this forum but i am just not in the mood for another forum to be ruined by a tantrum.....
YK-47: i will try to explain this without getting too graphic.....
69: look at the numbers then pretend the circles in the numbers are the faces....use your imagination from there
monsy

Well if you all insist...

Hello there immature human being.....69 refers to the position in which one can still have sex....so forget about your 'education' and try to picture two people exactly the wrong way around...

You might try reading a 'Playboy' once...

Oh and 69 is actually having cunnilingus and fellatio at the same time....

I am truly saddened that I have not seen this particular conversation before. All kinds of good stuff; sex threats and rock and roll. I like it.

¤YK-47¤ Ummm... I think I'l do it anyway. [tries to light fuse; the match burns his fingers] YEOWTCH!

[The match hits the fuse. The fuse lights up.]

¤Zippy¤ [At the last moment, zaps the bomb.]

[There is a giant flash of 1024s.]

1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024 1024

¤YK-47¤ Sorry, that was in reverse. Instead of 1024 69s, I had 69 1024s. So, oral naughtybits it is?

¤YK-47¤ And both ways?

¤Zippy¤ [gives an enthusiastic nod]

¤YK-47¤ Not you!

Both ways simultaneously.

3:-þ

¤YK-47¤ Good. I'd guessed that and wanted confirmation. But anyway, cum[sic] on and let's talk about sex!

¤Zippy¤ [The electricity that has still been on his tail gives off]

¤YK-47¤ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Why?

¤YK-47¤ Never mind, let's forget that. [tosses Zippy a baleful glance]

¤Zippy¤ [radiates innocence]