h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Life is like a box of chocolates...full of nuts!

bumper sticker

No, that's fine

Just thought that I'd mention it in case you didn't know ... we get a lot of people who are newbies to the net

Once saw a bumper sticker "When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Roll's Royce" it was on the back of a mini cooper

My other car is a broom.

Been meaning to get one, only Husband wouldn't like it - we only have one car...

Oh, and
Dyslexics untie

Plagiarism Rules...at a pinch

hey, slim, are you wearing my underwear, 'cause I'm wearing yours and they ain't doin' the trick

My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night
But ah, my foes
And oh, my friends
It gives a lovely light

This is one of my all time favourites.

David Guest married Liza Minelli and there were some rumours circulating that he 'liked to dive in the other end of the pool'.

After they split a reporter asked Guest how he was feeling. The answer was a classic:

I'm devastated. I'd give up all my Shirley Temple dolls to have her back.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

'We're all living in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars'

Oscar Wilde, sometime or other.

"Will it be just like Life, quite interesting in parts, but no substitute for the real thing? What is the real thing?"
-DNA

I love the one in post 30 too

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."

Roger C. Anderson

"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."

Lawrence J. Peter

"The Guide is definite. Reality is frequently inaccurate."

- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

Thanks for guiding through h2g2 and above all having as great ideals as J. Swift. Hope to remain in touch.

"Any man's death diminishes me because I am involved in mankind."

-John Donne

Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

"I'm in denial. I can't tell you what I'm in denial about, cos I'm denying it"


A very talented writer friend of mine, to whom I wish enormous success.

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