h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've always liked Jay's (as in Jay and Silent Bob) "Snooch to the nooch"

yes, but you just can't hear it. If you don't beleive me get a tape recorder and try it.

Joz

if a man could achieve all his desires,he would double the population

(thanks to post 46 for idea)

Other people's piles, bring smiles.
Your own, is a moan.

a dog isnt just for christmas.... save some for boxing day sandwhiches.

"Will it be just like life, quite interesting in parts but no substitute for the real thing. What is the real thing? Find out ... if you can."

-DNA

"People who see life as more than pure entertainment are missing the point."

George Carlin

good one!

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congress. brilliant.

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
-Soren Kierkegaard

I've just finished a speed reading course and I read War And Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Woody Allen

>"Will it be just like life, quite interesting in parts but no substitute for the real thing. What is the real thing? Find out ... if you can."<

One of my favorites!

Raising a teenager is like trying to nail a piece of jelly to the wall.

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I know he's largely discredited now for the apalling comments he made on TV, but I have always had a soft spot for
"It's gone all Humpty-dumpty up the middle"
- Ron Atkinson. (Non UK members, he's either a amusing language-bending soccer pundit, or a total racist, or possibly both)

he also serves who only stands and waits

living in a pond what a wet dream,tarzan lord of the apes.

either he's dead or my watch has stopped

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing