h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have so little sex appeal, I have to blindfold my vibrator. (Joan Rivers)

"As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say, 'we're done here'"!

Jack Donaghy (aka Alec Baldwin) in 30 Rock

Possibly done before, but I've not got enough time to go through the backlog -

"He won't sell many ice creams going at that speed!"

- Eric Morecambe.

Odd, no matter how many times I see that, it still makes me laugh.

The problem with practical jokes is that sometimes they get elected!

Attributed to a great many people, I'm going to give credit to Will Rogers.

If we're doing 30 Rock

Jenna: It's in my contract that I only play blondes...non-Irish redheads, or bald sex robots.

oo oo oo, this has been here for some time... I have a website for just that XD I would be happy to see you there sometime :~) http://facebook.com/WKMeSing

Don't stand in front of me I may not follow, don't stand behind me I will not lead, just stand beside me and be my friend...

Fall down seven times, stand up eight!

Life is full of pain, misery, heartache, disappointment ... and over far too soon.
Woody Allen