h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes they can, maybe it's because of the P. Or something.

*walks in wearing a black and white cow pattern fun fur bikini and thinking that he looks pretty damn good in the outfit ... so good that he is considering permanently exchange his Uncle Heavy style Hybiscus shirt for it*



Hi everyone. BB because my greatest dream is world peace and to meet new and interesting people from all over the world I accept sea's nomination

*not at the bikini, but the statement*

And h2g2 is *such* a good way of doing that!

I agree!
Sea, as you've nominated someone else to enter, I think that you should enter yourself.

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The more the merrier!

Hah ! Seconded and thirded ..... sea will want to travel the world, meet interesting people and bomb the bejeezus out of them

Travel h2g2, meet Researchers, and bomb off od the high board!

You're in it now, Sea
So, what are you going to be wearing?

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*Alex A enters wearing a one-piece which is covering in tiny coloured bulbs which form animated patterns which cange from time-to-time. Currently the pattern is a series of white-topped waves continually rising and braking*

/pose/

I hope this isn't too over-the-top for the competition?

A bikini in one piece?

bloke walks in wearing a radioactive atoll in a lovely colour scheme of green and white in such a way that his extremely unattractive chest hair is showing. The radiation is making his skin into a matching green colour and his hair has been dyed white. The atoll is riding a little low at the back, so he has a "plumber's crack" showing.

If a one-piece is against the rules, I'm can quickly modify my outfit into a 2-piece [I note one of the other entrants is only wearing a thong].

BB - what do you think?

* strolls up to the signing-up table wearing this year's bikini - cunningly crafted of absolutely nothing at all *

Hello everyone!

Better late than never as they say in these here parts.

I'm going to honour hte traditions of my homeland and adopted homeland in my bikini for this years.

Strolls in wearing MacIntosh tartan Bottoms and a top with shamrocks on the left breast and thistles on the right.

Okay, you've all been added.

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I assume they're embroidered or something... I think having real thistles on would cause pain to a flesh person? *is proud of herself for remembering that word for a change, as she feels none herself, being paper...*

I spent simply forever drawing this intricately colorful bikini on myself... Good thing I can bend all over so I can do my back, huh? Some of the design's pretty small, so I guess I should draw some attention to how the vines twine and how I colored in each leaf, even if the biggest *is* only a couple mm across...

Welcome to the competition, Amy!

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Thanks, BB! I'm glad these bikinis are definitely not swimming costumes, as I try to stay away from too much water...