h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got brown dreadlocks and blue/gray eyes.

Can you suggest anything?

Silver is my first choice, sea blues, perhaps burnt reds or oranges. Greens are possibly good too.

I like burnt red and oranges.

Me too. It's the whole earthy quality, I think. Maybe you could swathe yourelf in drapes of different colours, the reds, oranges, browns. Perhaps henna too.

Great idea. How does this sound?

A burnt red and orange itsy witsy teeny weeny painted on bikini, with henna designs around my navel and up my arms?

Ooh wow! Sounds fabulous!

Have you got more details of yours?

is this a comp for just girls, cause i got a nice leopard skin thong.

Bluebottle doesn't normally insist on women only, but I think you'll need a top to match your thong. This is a bikini competition after all... But it's up to Bluebottle.

I believe any entity can enter, included guys

might have to get eating and grow some man boobies and invest in some coconut shells then

What did MaW wear last year? Wasn't that just a thong? I can't remember.

I can't see a problem with just a thong. It would look a bit silly with the top as well.

MaW wore a bikini. In changing ghastly colours.

is this actually a real competition??

Ah yes, it's coming back to me...
Well, anyway, breasts is not obligatory. That would have ruled out a lot of girls too... You can have as many as you like, or none at all.

Real as in there will be a winner. But if you expect me to sew thousands of sequins onto a bikini in RL...

Or me to parade around in paint and henna? On the streets? I save that for the clubs.

I'd like to see that, Mina!