h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looking stunning as always!

Mel

(assuming you were talking to me, of course)

But of course!

Mel

*walks diffidently onto the poolside in a large towelling robe*

I was going to enter the Bikini competition in this *opens robe to reveal a 1970's knitted turquoise number*

But I think I will just have a swim instead.
*Dives into pool untidily with a big splash*
...
..
.
*comes up at the other side and climbs out....

Ooooh I don't know, they keep on saying that fasion goes round in circles, maybe you're just ahead of the curve this time!

Mel

*from steamer chair, holding a large and wishing it was a * (see F44378?thread=185397&post=2305470#p2305470)

The big problem with that is facing backwards all the time.

And if you snag a thread it tends to run a little!!

I must say the s are fetching on you!
I did think of a motif but the wings were not quite wide enough for modesty?

turvy

* MaW goes behind a convenient screen to adjust his bikini with the aid of his tailor. When he comes out, the cunning craftsmanship of the nothing at all from which the bikini is made is revealed to have been made even more cunning. He poses to show it off *

I had to re-do mine, as well... A couple days ago, I finally saw my reflection... Why didn't anyone tell me that from a distance the smallness of the detail and the amount of colors I used blended into a fairly ghastly gray? Of course, the fact that Happy tickled me and smudged it didn't help any

But anyway...

*stands and displays her new bikini, this one in blues and greens, with the vines and leaf outlines in silver--this time, the leaves are a centimeter across. The colors have been graduated in such a way as to make it appear that her nearly 2-D body has curves*

* MaW admires it *

Very nice.

* he strikes another ridiculous pose to show off his bikini, cunningly crafted from nothing at all *

*rolls onto the other side to tan a little more, the wriggles the sand out from between it's legs*

Mel

Sorry about the delay folks - I'm afraid I've been ill. But Mel & Turvy, you've both now been added to the competition!

<BB<

can i enter please?
i'm wearing an almost but not quite entirely un-see-through black bikini...barefoot...long hair flowing down to middle of my back, with small black roses decorating it...i think that's alright...
^. .^
= ' =

Oooh where did you get those s they're beautiful!

Mel

Oooh, very nice s indeed! I've always like black ones.

hmm...haven't been entered officially...i guess i can just assume i will be...d'you think that'll be ok?
^. .^
= ' =

* frowns *

I'm sure you were on the page last time I looked.

I would like to enter my brother cal U193866 who always wears the ever popular invisible trog bikini.

The invisible trog bikini comes in an aray of colours cals fav being floresent pink, the only snag with the invisible trog bikini is it is only visible to the trog eye, no other being can see it

*having realised after several weeks that she was only wearing Steve Irwin style bikini bottoms returns dressed in a skimpy but very shiny Ferrari red style tankini with a large black prancing horse logo across the front in the hopes that no-one will remember she forgot to put on a top last time *

Gorgeous bikini Clelba, the details are beautiful

*enters wearing his incredible invisible trog bikini*



*does a little twril for the benifit of on lookers*

*makes admiring ooooh and aaaah noises*