h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I like to swim, but I wouldn't want to spoil my bikini. If I do swim, I think I'll get changed into something more suitable.

Bikinis are not good for trying to swim. I discovered this in Italy. Diving is also a no-no, I found out.

Bikinis r just good for looking sexy in

People tell me I don't need a bikini...

prolly true, naked is better than a bikini

I wasn't necessarily refering to that... but yeah, that too

You could try a bikini like mine.

Ah yes...

ooh, a bit tight there... oh no, that's fixed itself...

Like it?

Very nice.

*takes one look at Demon Drawer and decides to stuff some tissue paper down the cups of his Bikini top*

That's better

* wonders what will happen to Red Dog's bikini when it rains *

*thinks that as a male dog with 8 vestigial nipples his Bikini is not effective at covering everything up that it should do. Decides distraction is the best ploy and stuffs yet more tissue paper into his now amply swelling bikini top*

* hopes it's not the kind of tissue paper where the dye runs when it rains on it *

I, on the other hand, am completely immune to the rain. I'll just get a little chilly if it's cold rain.

If it rains, I'd worry far more about Paper Amy, who is totally paper, not just the bikini!
Luckily, it never rains on h2g2.

<BB<

Oh oh !!!!!

*The Bikini top is now massively over-stuffed and dangerously top-heavy. Not being able to see over the top of it he inadvertently stumbles into a few of the other contestants before falling over. Landing face down, his ample chest bounces a few times and takes the impact. Weighed down by his monster bra he can't get up again.*



Help ! Help !

* MaW, encumbered not at all by his bikini, which is cunningly crafted from nothing at all, helps Red Dog back to his feet *

There you go. Would you like some scaffolding to lean against when you're standing up?

Thanks MaW ...... excellent idea. Maybe I could get some kind of Zimmer Frame to give me some support and help me move around a bit

*burp*

*giggles*

I hope you're okay, it just looked so funny!

*collapses into more giggles*

* strikes a dashing pose to show off his bikini *