h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, just stunning...

*strikes an equally ridiculous pose to show off hers*

*takes a quick snapshot of Red Dog*

hehehe... blackmail...

Bummer !

* attempts to strike an even more ridiculous pose than VIP, and succeeds by standing on his head and balancing a couple of cocktails on the soles of his feet *

This isn't really very comfortable.

*strikes a very modest although very charming (in a cute kind of way) pose*

Hmm... I just need a white grand piano and a pianist in DJ or tails...

* MaW relaxes into a more sustainable posture - he flops down on the floor *

*giggles*

Much better.

Though I'd still love to sing caberet with a white grand piano one day...

*flops down next to MaW*



It's nice not to have to do anything!

Ooooh yes.

How about we just relax and let things hpaaen around us...

Oooh, look at the clouds...

Mmm, pretty clouds...

that one looks like a camel *points up*

It;s turning into an now...

*shyly wanders into the near vicinity with a sarong tied round her waist and a mans white shirt keeping the sun from her shoulders. Sees all the other contestants and considers going home *

"Blow it I'm here now" *draws herself up to her full 6 feet, smiles and tiptoes a little nearer*

*Removes the shirt to reveal a simple black string bikini top with delicate silver and gold spiral tracings that shimmer in the light and make one think of a s web with the morning dew catching the light*
*smiling still she reaches for the knot on her white sarong which you suddenly notice has a spider emblem carefully sewn onto the bottom corner, as she slips the cotton from around her waist you can see the rest of the matching set, covering enough to be modest but just string over the sides of the hips, your eyes are drawn to the now resting gently on her right hip front, silver and gold it sparkles gently in the light.*

I'm here to enter the bikini contest if I may, I must admit this is a bit more special than the one I usually wear but it matches the tan marks I have from the south of France

Mel

*slightly jealous but not enough to matter*

Hi! You look stunning, darlin'!

Oh yes, very nice indeed.

* MaW suspects he's not even going to come sixth *

Looks like we're out of it, mate.

*Sees one of her sequins dangling by a thread*

Yeah. Getting old and past it. Though I could always come back with a new one. BB said I could.

Catches the sequin as it starts to fall and produces a needle and thread for Princess to sew it back on.

Mel <>

Aw thanks!

*quickly and effectively sews the sequin back on and does a quick shiver to cheack that the rest are secure*

All better!