A Conversation for 4th Annual H2G2 Bikini Competition
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 1, 2002
thankyou,
*doea a little bow*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 1, 2002
*applauds then opens out her Tinkerbell beach towel and starts to sun herself by the pool*
*is very proud of her tan this year having discovered one of Southamptons few good points being greater sun tan possibilities than sheffield*
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 1, 2002
Tinkerbell - you've been wearing a "bejeweled tie bikini top and shiny silvery glittery tassels" for ages! What do you mean, "one of Southampton's few good points". Think yourself lucky - I was in Bradford today
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 1, 2002
I haven't, I thought I got changed into Steve Irwin outfit as someone else turned up in tassels?
Besides I'd have sooner been in Bradford, it's nice and Northern and cool 
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MaW Posted Sep 2, 2002
* MaW lies down to sunbathe - and of course to show off his bikini, cunningly crafted from nothing at all *
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 2, 2002
*passes maw some suntan lotion and wonders if technically he's nude*
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 2, 2002
You aren't one of these silly people who believe in an all mysterious "North/South" divide are you? When are you silly Mainlanders going to realise that the only division in the world is the Solent. You're either an Islander, or a Grockle. 
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MaW Posted Sep 2, 2002
* accepts suntan lotion and applies it *
Technically, I'm not nude, I'm wearing a bikini which is cunningly crafted from nothing at all. Just because it's not made out of anything doesn't mean it isn't there.
Besides, if I wasn't wearing anything, I would hardly be able to enter the bikini contest, would I?
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Sep 3, 2002
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 3, 2002
*thinks that Amy P may be siding with her as to whether or not MaW is nude*
Just so long as you believe you're not nude then that's ok... 
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 3, 2002
I know, we agreed, it's fine
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 3, 2002
*Cal dressed in his incredible invisible trog bikini nudges tink*
Is maw nude?
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Coniraya Posted Sep 3, 2002
*calls over from the beach*
Why don't you join us for a swim?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 3, 2002
heard what?
Hya caerwynn *waves*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Sep 3, 2002
Well he believes he isn't...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 3, 2002
but his bikni is made out of entirly nothing
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- 145: MaW (Sep 2, 2002)
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- 147: Bluebottle (Sep 2, 2002)
- 148: MaW (Sep 2, 2002)
- 149: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Sep 3, 2002)
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