h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does anyone notice that whenever you try to take the stone out of a cherry to make the cherry-eating experience more pleasurable, you inevitably end up destroying the majority of the cherry, thereby ruining the edibility?

no

Try chewing around the stone and then spitting the stone at whoever is hitting people in the head with hand bags.

a ***HAAAAND*BAG????

But if we strangled all the politicians at birth, who would run the country, at least with politicians you can boot them out every 4 years. Its the voters that need shooting, to quote "give a man an oppinion and you might as well give him a gun.
Its the enlargement of the franchise that has led to our woes. Look at the largest selling newspaper,a nd the people that read it, then understand that this would explain what we lumber ourselves with every for years. OOOOOHHH

i can do that better if you can imagine the voice

A HAANDBAAG

oh we're back to this again

if you strangle all the politicians at birth you won't have the hassle of kicking them out every 5 years and you won't have to give the electorate guns.
we can just be ruled by europe (germany under a new name)

no matter who you vote for you always end up with a politician! Sad but true!

If you voted for me I wouldn't be a politican
I'm too honest

Politics? Sounds too much like hard work to me

How can you call yourself "to honest". Do you have a certificate from the Alpha Centauri Honesty police proving this or are you lying to yourself.
ah ha

Both - I lied to them too

But I probably am more honest than all politicians put together

Erm... surely if you put all politicians together you'd get a much more dishonest thing, not an honest thing!

My hero!

precisely the point, it is not hard to be more honest than a bunch of politicians,
Even if I did lie to the police about being totally honest

If you did get a bunch of politicians together, would a bunch of bananas have a higher IQ

Oh I don't know about that

But just 'cos a person has a high IQ doesn't make them sensible, good or right.
I mean look at me

Indeed, how many nuclear scientists, or brain surgeons can change a fuse.

none they're too highly qualified

What do you get when tou cross a druid a buddist and a mathematician?