h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anything is more organised than organisation,
witness parliament

I think, therefore I am not going to vote in the Euro elections.

Don't mention them. they were two days before my 18th birthday so I couldn't vote.
I didn't think people thought about who they voted for - just shut their eyes and stabbed with a pen. Seems infinitely more sensible and might actually work

Dont talk about Europe, never mind the elections. No straight Bananas, no british lawnmoweres the euro! What next!

I know what's next, but you just asked me not to talk about it.

One language, driving on the right hand side of the road,
But maybe we'd only need dodgy passport photos to go somewhere really exotic and exciting.
And if we used every countries public holidays, work days would be scarce.

So can the U.S. join the Euro? I would like the extra days off of work.

If I owned a country I would forbid entry to it to anyone who can't sing 'Eric the Half-A-Bee' (from Monty Python).

It was a few months after my 18th birthday, so I did get to vote. To be honest, you're probably right that people just did it randomly? But what were supposed to do? It's not like we had any choice at all.

There was: Hague's Tories - Centre Right.
Labour - Centre Right
Lib Dem - Centre Right
Euro Tories - Centre centre Right.
UKIP - Erm? Centre Left, but they're a little toooo strange...
Natural Law Party - Left, and ditto ditto ditto...
Hemp Coalition - erm, er... yes...
BNP - Right. Right. rightrightrightright...

Who were we supposed to vote for?

Hemp Coalition!!!!
I don't care. I give up. I'm gonna hitch a lift and get out of here as soon as possible....

Actually, almost everyone I know seriously considered that...

I mean, what with PR meaning you can't waste your vote on the Lib. Dems. any more....

Maybe I'm glad I couldn't vote
it sounds like a harder decision than choosing which 3 history essays to write.
and that was hard.

What would've happened if no-one voted?
would they have let us out of the EU

Oh, I do hope so!
We should start a campaign!

Next time, vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Couldn't - even if I had been 18
They didn't stand down here.
We get Mabinyon Kernow or something

Check out my user page on the EU

I will at some point...

Erm... Noone did vote in England! There was only 19% turn out in some areas - in a company that would NEVER be quorate...

I effectively had four people's votes...

Quite. Not even an option for the MRL in London! HMPH!!!

Since when did 0 people = 19% ?