h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know, but I wouldn't want to meet it's offspring.

You get a big lumpy mess that folds in on itself due to the fact that it has three different opinions and they all conflict. It looks like Jeremy Beadle.

I thought it might be a family of Hollywood movie stars

Three strikes! You're out!

Surely considering the nature and name of this web-site, we are all entitled to 42 strikes.
Maybe that would not be such a good idea. They might draft Margaret Thatcher in to negotiate a settlement, with her favourite partner Arthur Scargil.

Phish??!.!?

Phiss, is that all you can say, after I sweated for 42 years on that one sentence, how could you scarlet

COuld we also phone 42 friends
that way i might find the right question

Only if you can find 42 friends that answer to the name phiss**#?!

they are all phiss
(if you leave out the *h*)
I don't know if they'd answer the phone though

If they were all called phiss, without the H, how could they pick up the phone. And would you really want to get anywhere near them
No phone somebody that might no the answer. The best bet is Vladamir Hottentottytot, and hit him so fast with the question that the first thing that he says must be the answer.
You'll find his number in the National register of overweight Iguanas

Iguana the other green meat.

I might be going out on a limb here, by saying that the other green meat is now residing in your refidgerator

Actually it's probably in mine

My parents are away and I don't look after my meat very well

Thats why you should invest in a Syrius Cybernetics Corperation's 'rubber friend'.

..... That is illegal in six countries.

And definetly in my house

You get someone who wants to be the square root of a tree that is not there.

Just going to find what the question for that was
Ah
amusing

The square root of a tree, hmmmm, we could bury all the politicians under it I suppose