h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I have 42 whats??

42 watts is a very weak light, baout the same light we may get from a star 42000 light years away.

Thanks for enlightening me.

Ho Ho Ho.
When is the next round if drinks coming in

The reason is in the book - it's the answer to the ultimate question of "what is 6 times 9?". Although at first it may appear to be the wrong answer, there is a perfectly logical reason for this: You have 3 fingers missing. (Or in my case, as I am after all a cartoon character, 5 fingers missing.)

I didn't think you needed a round of drinks
I thought you lived in the Lake of Bliss
Or the Moat of G and T

Yabba dabba. And, indeed, doo.

Let's just point out the obvious.
What's the most obvious thing in the Universe?
Ummmm...............
Oh I dunno, maybe it's 42.

Erm... I was under the impression that if we ever knew the question and the answer at the same time the universe would change completely so that they no longer correlated...

Maybe it's already happened, as multiple people have quoted before.

Do we really want to know the answer. I mean by the time we have found out, either the question or the answer, the chance are that, life the univers and everything, will have passed us by, therefore negating the reason why we were looking in the first place.

Hi, now that you're actually talking about the answer, I'm gonna change the subject and talk about something that happened a while ago.
Smiley Ben, dit you want to get kicked in a friendly way again, or did you want me to do *THAT* again?
And why did you get kicked for patting me on the head. ( which hurt me, BTW)?

AAAAAAAAH!!!

I've never been a subject before!!!

This is very scary!!!

Anyway - as to kicking - only if you want to!

You can be my subject anytime.
You must have a screwed up nervous system if you thought *that* was a kick!

Does anyone else thing Art. and I might be mildly flirting with each other?

And as to the kick, this is something women will NEVER learn. Okay. If you kick a bloke there it hurts. A lot. However hard you kick.

If anybody ever finds out what the Universe is for,
and why it is here, it will instantly vanish and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.
Now, I think this has already happened, so the Universe that we are
living in now is only here because some smarty-pants off somewhere
discovered the purpose of a previous Universe.
Oh no--what have I done??
Booooooiiiiirrrrpppp....
Kzzzaazzzoooozzzaaaazzzzziiiiiiiittttt!!!!
Groan.

Erm... read '42... which is...' - that's the long one!

In this new Universe, 42 is the longest name in the Universe.

does that make mine the shortest?

What are these people on???





... sorry... is that rude?