h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

use it to make the coffins - might as well get rid of them nicely.

Hello everyone.
The REAL reason 42 is the Answer to Life the Universe and Everything
is that our Universe was artificially created by some super-god
off in another dimension and one day, when Humankind has mapped out
the entire Universe, they will realize that from a bird's-eye view,
the galaxies spell out a number..42. Which is the phone number of
the super-god's girlfriend.

So is she a supergodess, I just tried that number and nothing happeebsdbsdgfuveh;uigv.sea212123425,,/234651267897779

why must she be a super-goddess? Can't gods love us mere mortals?

Judging by the amount of boodshed over the centuries in all the gods names, I would say no.

FatBoy Slim is not God, although many people seem to think he is. (Not least Zoe Ball.)

Whoa, where did that one come from.

But FatBay Slim is F*****g in Heaven

which is the track we people who live with parents have to skip

but doesn't that prove he's not god, and surely god would have more taste. Zoe Ball is so irritating, especially at half six every morning.

I have never understood at all the basis for anyone liking 'Praise You' personally...

I like it
But 'Gangster Tripping' is better

I just people to praise Me damnit!!!

Sorry. Second personality taking over there for a moment. The bad part is He cannot type.

I say that we solve the problem by taking a bazooka to him, and put us all out of our misery.
Has anybody seen the thread around here

I thought I had the thread but I lost it to that bastard that lives in my head.

thread snapped
all Swiv's buttons fell off
don't want to sew them on again

Jeeesus - at last, how come the Zoe creature so popular???????

But you must - you must!

Without buttons we are nothing!

Without nothing we have nothing to compare somthig to.

But nothing times nothing is nothing, so theres nothing to worry about.
If you halve 42 you get the age of THGTTG