h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well... he's in an attic isn't he!!!

What sort of thing is happening here?

42...Which is...the number of calories in a fingerfull of chocolate spread, something i've long thought should be measured. Sorry i might be able to make more sense if i hadn't bruised my arm.

What sort of thing is happening here? I think it's called being horrendously off topic.

Topic Police! Hello!

There's never a cop around when you want one.

Better than most, they usually stop at 6 x 9

??

Scarily enough, he even went to the trouble of putting that in a private message to me in my guestbook... Scary eh?

I was attacked by a fluorescent light once. My fault, I should never have insulted it...

No, no. If the question was 'What is the answer?', then the answer could be 'What is the question?', which is a question in itself, in which case the whole Universe just gives up and starts again.

I had a Big Mac attack once...

I'll meet your Big Mac attack, and raise you one Asthma attack...

(beat that!)

I'll see your asthma attack, and raise you my Dad's pair of heart attacks.

i'll see your heart attacks and raise you with a small cheese called fred.

I'll see your small cheese called Fred and raise you with three limburgers of a kind. This is Josephine Limburger, her sister Maybeline Limburger, and their lovely cousin Emmanuelle.

Now, I don't mean to sound like a boffin here, but 6x7 does equal 42 if you work in Base thirteen. (I don't because it's unlucky!) ;-(

I easily beat those with the 1970s disco group Shakatak.

I'll see your three limburgers of a kind, Josephine Limburger, her sister Maybeline Limburger, and their lovely cousin Emmanuelle, and raise you with a small green inanimate object, temporarily named Bob.

STONE HIM!

Now I think that's a bit drastic, let's just slap him around a bit...

Now I think that's a bit drastic, let's just slap him around a bit...