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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 27, 2008
Sadly, due to the potentiality of abuse among people in the trucking and ghostbusting industries, Zuul is only available by prescription. Ask your doctor now.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 28, 2008
does Huge Ackman look dodgily like Richard Madeley in his IMDB profile picture http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413168/ or is it just me?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2008
It's just you. You look exactly like both of them. 
But EvilClaw may disagree when he comes by for his official answer.
I will carve some scrimshaw until he does so.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 28, 2008
Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song and I'll try not to sing out of tune
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2008
How much of your ear do you need? I can only spare a lobe at this time. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 28, 2008
Its just you. You see, you've gone crazy with the brain leeches.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2008
Sadly, this is true. The brain leeches are incurable. All you can do is transfer your assets to EvilClaw, who is working on a cure.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 28, 2008
I don't have the brain leeches. 
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Aug 28, 2008
I thought everyone has them? I mean, except for me obviously.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 28, 2008
Apparently brain leeches do not like the taste of my brain meats. I think it's something to do with the high copper content
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2008
Does that mean that you're a copperhead? 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 29, 2008
Dunno, I can try biting someone and see if the dies.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2008
I think the plural of die is dice, not dies. 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 29, 2008
that or regular n-sided convex polyhedrons...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 31, 2008
Brain leeches have to be deep-fried in order to kill them and rid the world of their evil doings. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2008
Brain leeches taste of concentrated evil, aka poop.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 31, 2008
What's dead, and dead, and dead all over?
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Thorn Posted Aug 31, 2008
I don't know TB. 
Let's see what EvilClaw has to say on the matter.
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- 4303: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 28, 2008)
- 4304: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 28, 2008)
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