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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 1, 2008
"Hurricane Goes Through Graveyard. Hundreds Dead."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 1, 2008
How did you get to be so all-knowing, EvilClaw? 
Is it because you alone lack brain leeches?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 1, 2008
Well, I ate Odin's missing eye. It tasted vaguelly of ALLKNOWLEDGEEVER. It was neat. Don't be silly. If I lack brain leeches its because of my exclusive, monopoly controlled and expensive treatment program.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2008
You said "if." Does that mean that you aren't sure whether you have brain leeches or not?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 4, 2008
No, I mean you're aren't sure whether I'm sure If I have brain leeches or not.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 4, 2008
Oh, come, you are actually flattering me now. 
It would take several galaxies to hold all the things I'm not sure about. 
Someday I will figure out how to make a fortune from all this unsureness. 
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Thorn Posted Sep 7, 2008
Evil Claw, what's this the essence thing people keep saying time is of? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2008
Does time really exist, or is it a figment of the imaginations of the military-industrial complex?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 8, 2008
Time is of the essence of turpentine. Delicious delicious vanilla flavored turpentine.
Time really does exist but it is also a figment of a case of fig newtons.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 9, 2008
Is Al Gore actually Christopher Marlowe?
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Thorn Posted Sep 12, 2008
EvilClaw, why are our forum posts on sites now anonymously marketed to engines like blogreader sometimes? 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 12, 2008
Why do turds suddenly appear? Is it because, just like thee, they long to be close to poo?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2008
Is it just me, or are the questions in this thread starting to smell funny?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 15, 2008
If Fermat's last theorem has finally been solved, can we go back and have a go at his earlier theorems?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 15, 2008
Cause it is.
No, but he is Kif Kroker.
An evil conspiracy to do evil things to good people and also mediocre people and borderline people!
Correlation does equal causation.
Its not just you. Its him and him but you can't hanlde the truth!
Feel free.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 15, 2008
The truth is hard to hanlde, EvilClaw.
I'm trying to get a federal grant to correct this, but the paperwork I must fill out will kill the greater part of six forests. Should I get on with it anyhow?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 16, 2008
What have those forests ever done to you? Kick your dog? Yes? Then, slay away.
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