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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.
Ask a serious question, get a silly answer.
Ask a statement phrased as a question, get a silly answer.
Have you picked up on the pattern yet?


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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Have you told Mr Dreadful that you stole his idea yet?


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Yes. And then I shot him. Next.


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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Oh, he wont like that. smiley - erm


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Next.


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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

Does my bum look big in this? *pulls down skirt self conciously and pulls up long stripey socks*


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Yes. Try going around pantsless. Next.


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Anole

If I die who gets my stuff?


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Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS)

*looks around* looks like a stockpile of questions waiting to be asked... smiley - eureka

How do become a better person?

*wait her turn*


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Double header... oooo.

Anole's question answer: I do. Even if the Man doesn't want me to.

Elwyn's question answer: By being a charitable soul. I suggest giving all of your money to me. Poverty breeds charecter I always hypocritically say.

Next.


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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

...wrong...the correct answer to Elwyn's question would be:
Learn proper grammer and syntax from an official BSB(Bull Sh*tters Bureau) Handbook...onsale for two soles and a sole plus ten easy payments of $19.99 at you're local SuperMoo's Office


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Anole

Or you join the Pastor Richerds Salvation Statue, and donate money, so when the cold war becomes hot you can blast off into space and settle around Saturn. (off the radio in the PS2 game "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City", which is really Miami)


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Get your own Q&A thread or ask a question of me. Next.


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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

...hmmm...*think of something smart...* anomalous propagation reflectivity signatures!


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

You grow store. Next.


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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

PREVIOUS!


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Anole

smiley - laugh


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Alright, alright. This thread has a purpose. If you're not going to ask me questions then tell me answers in the form of questions (like Jeopardy) so I may demean you. Next.


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Anole

Do you have a Phat EvilClaw?


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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

No but you're phat and pop and fresh and stupid. With no O's. Next.


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