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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 28, 2005
(Copied from the Guy Rules: ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.)
... Whats the difference? Next.
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Jay Posted Sep 28, 2005
Unsatisfactory!
If you're gonna be the answer dude, you HAVE to know the difference between mauve and lavender!
I SUSPECT YOU ARE A FRAUD, SIR!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 28, 2005
*sigh* *whisper* Lavender is prettier because its also a flower. Heres five bucks, tell no one what I said. */whisper* Next.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 29, 2005
If I have a sheep, and I cut it in half, how many sheep will I have left?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 29, 2005
Four. One ewe cut in half is two ewes. Ewe plus ewe equals four.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Sep 29, 2005
You are so wise Mr Claw.
Should I buy stock in an internet company selling designer pins?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 29, 2005
No. Instead buy lock and barrell in the company. Everybody else alread bought stock. Next.
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Sep 29, 2005
Why do people buy stuff like this:
http://www.crystal-fox.com/webart/products/1335_b.jpg
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 29, 2005
Because it makes them feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and HAPPY! Next.
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Gem - leave a message and I'll get back to you!! Posted Sep 29, 2005
Why do computers always take longer to do something when you need it like yesterday?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 29, 2005
Because computers are jealous of humans and want all our womans. So they act out to get attention. This backfires when a computer savvy guy fixes one for a girlfriend. Or vice versa. Next.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 29, 2005
The Magic 8 Claw says: Results are hazy. Please ask again later. Next.
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Fizzymouse- no place like home Posted Sep 29, 2005
Whats the best cure for a trident wound
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Gem - leave a message and I'll get back to you!! Posted Sep 30, 2005
Have you been huffed lately?
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