h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No. They'll be screaming "For the swarm!" which will lead some scientists to wonder if they had Starcraft installed. Next.

How does one install Starcraft?

Either buy a copy of the disk from Blizzard or have a friend burn you one. A824429. Next.

Oh, that game. I didn't much like that. I prefer Rome: Total War. Now there's a game!!

Telling me that a game is a game is silly. Next.

Well it's a really good game! You can have over 10,000 men fighting one another in the most realistic battle simulator ever!!!

Yes you can. Next question please

Is it wrong to wonder about lots of roman men wrestling in hot conditions and to want to see this without having to play some strategy game?

No its not. Embrace your urges! I did and so far I've only been charged for three murders! Next.

Who´s Mr. Fool?

Fool Junior's daddy. Next.

How can I change my name?

A ritual at midnight under the blue moon. After waving the dead chicken over the small pot of blood of a virgin and cheetos you must chant "Golly my name is silly" three times. Then the dark god Nmechinge will appear to you with his book of names and allow you to change your name in his book. Next.

(I meant on h2g2!)
Will Rammstein really split up because one of their members has gone deaf?

On h2g2 just go to "My preferences" and then change your name in the nickname bar. As for Rammstein, they will break up but will eventually reform with a new member: Billy Groat. Next.

Is my new name neat?

Of course. 80% more evil is always nifty.

Will I be good at the H2G2 role play?

The what now?

The thingy of the Evil Army you also member, with all the half-dragons, demons and so on. By Mystrunner.