h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

GAWD, there is more than one psychopathic computer involved. And it would only go on about how scared it is after you had already crawled into its labryinth-esque robot bowels.

This particular computer is more likely to go on a passive-aggressive rant. INPUT QUERIES.

does it read from stdin?

nah, it uses readln for manual input.

Do psychopathic computers require more maintenance than usual?

Nah. Despite the noted maintenence intensive nature of commercial computers, psychopathic computers can languish alone in giant compounds with no one to attend them for years at a time and retain full functionality.

Yeah? Well just wait until the Psychopathic Labor Union gets wind of that! They'll have their leftwing militant group the Sociopaths setting up picket lines in no time, and believe me, you DO NOT want to be near a Sociopath with a picket poster, no siree!

That is true! Even worse than the Socio[aths are Psychosociopaths.

Shhhhh Paul! We mustn't wake them!!!

Shall we wake them on a train?
Shall we wake them in the rain?
I do not like sociopsychopathic eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam I am.

EvilClaw, what's the difference between a psychosociopath and a sociopsychopath, and which one is more trustworthy?

Wich is easier to cook, eggs sunny side up, or old shoe leather on pita bread?

The communitive property of insanity dictates that they are equally crazy and you should trust neither to do anything more complicated than wash your windows.




Old shoe leather. Its very adaptable.

What do you put on your old shoe leather, EvilClaw? Worcestershire sauce? Chocolate sauce? Hummus?

Mint jelly.

on a scale of 1 - 10, what colour are pomegranates?

I'm going to say five or six. Maybe 5.7.

What is the square root of minus one?

Aye aye aye. I'm thinking that it is probably i.

the square root of -1 is also ln(1)/pi