h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any formula with pie in it is .

EvilClaw, did it snow in Scotland?

Twice it did. Once when I arrived and once when I was trudging up the hill on the 30 minute walk to the college campus.

You know, here in the UK we have these things called busses. They're like cars, but they carry lots of people and you have to pay a small amount of money to use them. Did you consider mayhap using one of these?

Did you consider mayhem while using one?

Does EvilClaw plead the Fifth in regards to that he didn't know that I knew that TB said that Paul and Moo knew whatever that bit from several posts ago may have been about?

I did ever consider mayhap using one of them. But the campus shuttle didn't run as early in the morning as my class did and my wallet was already hurting too much from the exchange rate to take the bus as often as I needed to. So, half hour walk in the snow it was.



Thats just silly.




Yes. Yes I do.

Also, why does Javascript not taste like coffee?

Is silly the new serious?

Well, its one of those speciality flavors. In this case the script taste completely overpowers the javatude.



No, but serious is the new silly. Why so serious?

Holy Toledo! You want I should tell jokes now?

I eat your jokes. For sustenance. So, yes.

EvilClaw... there are two questions I could pick to ask.
I'm thinking either what does true love smell like...
Which I'm almost afraid to ask anyone...

and the other is why does protoman whistle?

True love smells like zoidberg vomiting from both his freshwater /and/ saltwater stomaches...

Protoman whistles because love smells like zoidberg vomiting from both his freshwater and saltwater stomaches...

EvilClaw, why did SuperMoo answer questions meant for you?

Why do birds suddenly appear,
Every time you are near?

Why are we born?

What would you do, if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?

How deep is the ocean?
How high is the sky?
When will they come up with a cure for my brain leeches?

1. True love smells like a strange mixture of cinnamon buns and nail polish. For surious.

2. Theres only so many ways to be totally AWESOME in 8-bit and protoman found a way goshdarnit.



Because supermoo is actually an alt I use when I'm bored. Notice how we're never on at the same time?

The birds one... eh heh... umm... It turns out that bird pheromone can't be used as aftershave

Y'see, when a man and a woman really love each other... sexually... in bed... with the lights on its less dangerous...



I'm so tone deaf that unless you're worse than William Hung I honestly wouldn't notice.



The ocean is as deep as a stone's drop. And deep as my utter disdain for all things bright and good. And stuff.
The sky? Do you mean the atmosphere? That only extends a bit further than the earth itself does. Or do you just mean up up? That extends to infinity, and improbably beyond.
There is no cure. There is only Zuul.

Can I get Zuul over the counter, or would I need a prescription?