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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 16, 2008
No, wait, they'll let me use recycled paper. The 6 forests are safe!
Would you like to help me celebrate with some acorn pate? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 17, 2008
Kalloo kallay was what lewis Carroll's tennis court was paved with.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 30, 2008
Whenever this thread peters off I down a bottle of jack daniels and then cry myself to sleep.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 30, 2008
Who is the greatest author of the 20thC?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 30, 2008
Which part is the most evil? The bottle of jack Daniels, or the crying?
Some more questions:
Are there leprechauns in Sicily?
If the Great Pyramid at Giza had been made of styrofoam, would it still be standing?
If Moses had been a cross-dresser, would God have given him the ten commandments?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 30, 2008
Terry Pratchett or I punch you.
Not everything I do has to be evil. I have more than one easily defined character attribute.
Yes but I would not get involved in a game of death with one.
Tragically it would have blown away in the staff desert breeze.
He was but god couldn't tell because everybody wore long flowing garments back then.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 12, 2008
I'm out of Jack Daniels and self-respect. Time for more questions, mayhap.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 12, 2008
With Jack Daniels, they can always brew some more, but where do they brew self-respect?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 12, 2008
Also, why is payed, spelt payed, when paid is spelt paid, and yet payed is the past tense of pay and paid is the past tense of pay?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 12, 2008
Its a magical brewery down in the land of brownies and elves and pictsies. However, due to large import taxes, only a small portion of the production gets shipped to the human realm.
Brain slugs. First thing that goes once they get you is the center that makes you speak english more good.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 13, 2008
Do brain slugs then make you invade middle eastern countries?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2008
How are brain slugs distributed geographically?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 13, 2008
Its not a recognized symptom. I might have to update the medical log.
Like newgrounds, brain slugs are EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYONE.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2008
Are there any exceptions?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 13, 2008
They don't like people with metal plates in their skull.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 13, 2008
what about met cups, saucers, and dishes?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2008
What time do they break for lunch? 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 14, 2008
Saucers yes, cups and dishes no.
Between 12:10 and 12:09.
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