h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A pinkish-purplish world void where you can do it if you can dream it...



Who dares to battle the God of Dreams in his own domain...
*Spins into the shadows*

*the shadows bounce him back and the dream becomes total darkness. After a minute or two, the light returns to normal*

I do.

*stops with shadows*

*conjures a phantasm nightmare*




Boo!

*wonders what a phantasm nightmare is and desides to throw a bright painful heavenly light at it*

*phantasm nightmare ceases to exist* its a figment of someone's dreams

*dreams about owning a big, industrial strength slag-laser and suddenly has one*

*HDS dreams up Center Point Station a large space station that can destroy about anything with its Gravity Lense from its stationary orbit between Talus and Tralus. HDS then dreams it activating the planatary repulsors on all 5 sorounding planets and thus reducing all travel to a near stand still. Any superweapon entering the sector with be reduced to near 0 kilometers per hour. HDS now dreams Center Point Station charging up its massive gravity lense for a star busting death ray*

Oh

*teleports*

Oh !

*teleports*

*dreams planets away*

*dreams a large blackhole-like object on the CPS*

*lands down on the scape, hair flying into the air*

I think i should use all my powers here. Good job I'm a lucid dreamer.

*black wings that look like holes into space burst from her shoulders, and a halo of the same stuff forms over her head, this combined with her semi felineness makes her look slightly like*

Did I mention, I'm a guardian angel?
Oh yeah. Raven's watch you while you sleep they say.

*summons her pet Werehuman raven, he lands beside her in semi raven/ human form*

I think that's all the cards on the table. Oh yeah.

*activates a black lightsabre*

There.

*materializes and summons a floor*

*hovers in the air, looking fairly perky*

Last night, I dreamed about a huge kraken, that saved life.

*a very big kraken materialises*

*thinks of s*

*thinks about a huge titanium sphere around kraken*

dragons...

*encases them in ice and turns into a big python and wraps herself tightly around Wonko, squeezing*

*thinks of 1 dragon of each color... red: fire, white: ice, black: poison, blue: electricity, green: acid*

*all breath their stuff*


*teleports 20 ft away*

*hisses and becomes a huge dragon herself*

Anything goes here...

*devours the other dragons with a snap and turns red, white, black, blue and green herself. Then breathes an incredibly powerful and noxious breath at Wonko*

...*who turns into a 5 headed dragon himself and gets very angry at werekitty's abusingment of dreams*

*breaths*

*summons a blizzard*

*floor disappears*

*the void becomes pitch black*

*void becomes pitch white*

*is...er... absent*

*appears behind werekitty*

*walls and an incredibly well defended base build themselves up around him*


*18 turrets and 33 senties shoot at werekitty*

*becomes a sphere of pure energy*

how can you abuse dreams. I've had many lucid dreams where i can be what I want.

*sphere glows many diferent colours, and gets bigger and bigger, burning the air as it goes*

Ok, fine, no abusement.
<Lucid dreaming IRL or because you said so?)

*increases in size and begins to dissolve the fort*