h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed it is

*stomps after him, his mighty mace in hand*

*puts on a suit and dances a crazy hypnotic murderous dance of death*

Sh*t wrong persona.


its too easy to do that.

*leaps at something*

*dodge*

*throws a spear and a street at HDS*

*catches the spear and gets hit by the street. After several minutes of grunting and other noises of effort, HDS emerges from the rubble and throws the spear back, acompanied by a medium size occife building*

and His Divine Shadow is victorious!

what?

*kills him*

*HDS's soul transfers into AK's body, forcing the mind and soul out, immolates AK's former body, then transfigures a nearby undesignated mass into a clone body of the former HDS and takes up residence there-in*

*takes matter and energy from the something else and uses it to forcefully eject HDS from all of HDS's bodies, and splits his soul and takes up residence within*


*puts everyone back in their own bodies so we can fight fairly*

*smashes AK into the ground with Grond: the Hammer of the Underworld (its actually a mace) then knocks his head off with a golf swing*

continuity... you only attempted...


*gets smash so hard he goes in one whole and comes out another whole thats 50 feets away with a Pop!*


*draws a shiny blue glowing black hilted sapphire-in-pommel sword.*

*wait draws 2 of them*

*drops the swords and sprays various types of bullets, big and small, silver and whatnot, all over HDS*

*gets annoyed*

*summons a hurricane, tornado, hellfire storm, extra lightning, volcano, huge divine feet, solar flares, beams of destructive sunlight, dark poisonous fog, locusts, disease, and scarabs all over AK and HDS, then throws them both into the sun*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*coems back with powdered sugar*

*AK gets wet, blown aroun a bunch, has half the skin burned off him, gets electrocuted 5 times, gets melted, smushed into a slimy orange electric ooze, electricity connects with a flare, from which he asorbs a lot or radiation, then gets melted and smitte by holy forces, then gets poisoned, then gets the fungus devoured off him, then gets smallpox, THEN gets completely devoured by beetles*

his comeback... *wonko gets covered in sugar*

But I survived.
*regenerates*

*WOnko can't see.*

*sugar fills up his lungs, hardens, goes in his blood*

*sugar mixes with the cinnamon in his blood*

*gets high on cinnamon sugar*

Cinammon sugar....

*morphs into a whale and swallows Wonko*

mmmm.... good.

*gets blow-holed*

*flies up ion the air*

*suddenly is out of cinnamon sugar cuz werekitty kept it all*



CHARGE!!!!

*runs at her with a trident*