A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods

The Dreamscape

Post 161

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

that is a huge exageration. 20 is the highest number, and they still suck!

*stamps down on the hilt head, smashing it*


The Dreamscape

Post 162

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

It's not an exaggeration!
They're folded once - that's two folds in the blade
again - four folds in the blade
again - eight folds in the blade.


The Dreamscape

Post 163

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

its still a bit extreme. 20 folds is a ballpark average, one does not take that much time in forging a sword, especially not a sword of such inferior style as the katana


The Dreamscape

Post 164

Wøñkø

it really is a pity that battling HDS is so... dull... while he stands around smiling shooting and/or breaking stuff...


so...let's chang the setting, how bout...

smiley - chocolate world.
*all the ground turns into light smiley - choc with smiley - choc chips and all the liquids turn into smiley - milk, air has a rich delectable fragrance, with occasional bits of smiley - choc in it*
*climbs to the top of a mountain with an odd resemblance to a hershey's kiss*
*skis down smiley - chocy slops*


The Dreamscape

Post 165

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*spots a mountain capped with white smiley - choc and heads in that direction with every intention of eating the entire thing*


The Dreamscape

Post 166

Wøñkø

*avalanche comes sliding down the mountain towards HDS*


The Dreamscape

Post 167

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*HDS consumes it hungrilly*


The Dreamscape

Post 168

Wøñkø

*HDS is buried in half0melted white chocolate, still eating*

*summons a volcano from the mountain*
*mountain spews boiling chocolate syrup and milk*


The Dreamscape

Post 169

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*freezes the boilg milk as it comes out, so that it won't stink up the beautiful chocolate land, but lets the syrip melt its way to him underneath all of the dilicious white chocolate, by the time it gets to him it is only pleasently warm, and not so boilingly hot that it might liquify his tongue, HDS indulges in this new choclaty pleasure*


The Dreamscape

Post 170

Wøñkø

ew.
frozen milk.

*spoils the frozn milk*


The Dreamscape

Post 171

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*encases the spoiled milk in a force field and sends it into a nearby black hole, then continues to wallow in the syrip and choclate, devouring it as he swims up the mountain to the snow cap*


The Dreamscape

Post 172

Wøñkø

*looks at syrup hungrily*


The Dreamscape

Post 173

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*throws a ball of it at Wonko's face*

Syrip fight!


The Dreamscape

Post 174

Wøñkø

aaargh!

*throws a syrupy bolas at hds*


The Dreamscape

Post 175

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

smiley - yuk

*Ducks and throws back several large globules of syrip with chunks of choclate in them*


The Dreamscape

Post 176

Wøñkø

*fills his machine gun with chocolate chips and pumps the globules full of caffeine*

*signals for a smiley - choc monster to release the milk damn*


The Dreamscape

Post 177

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

*continues up the mountain, reaches the lowest portion of the snow cap and begins to devour it, cutting a huge swath up the side of the mountain*


The Dreamscape

Post 178

Wøñkø

*starts melting snowcap*


The Dreamscape

Post 179

His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt

Even better!

*Continues to devour the snow cap as it begins to avalanche behing him, sending jagged choclate chunks and hot liquid white chocolate plumeting at Wonko*


The Dreamscape

Post 180

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

http://www.swordarmory.com/03kats/ll400dragon.html EIGHT thousand folds/ layers!!

mmm... chocolate smiley - drool

*devours the landscape as only a woman could*


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