h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flies up in the air to dodge that on a random surfboard*
*whole world suddenly changes back to normal*
*lava flows down the mountain*

*HDS snaps his fingers and he is perfectly fine and on Wonko's surf board*

Whadyah do that for?

*Shoves him*

*shoves him back*

let's take this outside!
*world suddenly shifts back to the dreamscape it started as, but darker and more menacing, then shifts to a strange world located entirely on black steel platforms hovering in midair in a world where the top and bottom are active, quick moving but not raining clouds are on top and bottom, and stretching indefinitely out on to the horizon, light source unseen. (like the background here(and not advertising): http://www.lightstar1.com/themes/images/nightstorm/NS_Large.jpg )*

*appears with head arched back*
*suddenly faces HDS, who is now about 3 platforms away*
*eyes snap open*
cool huh?

*clouds continue moving, casting fluid shadows over the platforms*
*draws his staff of lightning in right hand and Shard in the other*

you should here about some of my dreams.

*Takes Grond, Hammer of the Underworld in one hand and The Occulus in the other. (Grond is a huge mace with 6 angular blades on it and alot of magic put into it, the Occulus is a perfect sphere clutched in the claws of a goldon eagle's leg, it is a powerful channeler of magic*

*HDS taps The Occulus on his chest, his appearence changes, instead of the suit he had previously been wearing, he is now wearing his silver mandalorian armor underneath a black cloak and cowl. The cowl is up and casting a shadow that covers his face*

Grond (the battering ram) was so named for the Hammer of the Underworld, a huge mace wielded by his predecesor, Melkor (a Valar, higher up than the Miar which include the Istari, the Balrogs, and Sauron himself, called Morgoth by the elves. It is unsure, but Sauron may have wielded it in battle against the Last Alliance, however none truely know what became of the True Grond.

*raises his staff of lightning high over his head, and the skies begin to darken a bit*

*raises The Occulus, it begins to glow with a fanatic fury, causing a painful glare, it seems to envelop HDS in light, like a globe (think of Gandalf's enery shield on the bridge of Kazad-dum*

*throws a large water balloon at HDS and another at Wonko.
Unbeknownst to them, they are filled with /custard/ *

*shoots the water balloon in midair, causing it to burst and having it's momentum make the custard keep moving*
*jumps off the platform, flips over in midair, lands on feet on the bottom of another platform*

*The custard spatters on the energy shield and fizzels away, a bolt of lightning shoots out at its thrower. Casts meteor at Wonko, a big fiery ball of magma streaks out of the sky at Wonko*

*meteor hits the top of the platform*
*falls toward top of HDS's world, then swerves around and falls bac towards the platforms*

*summons Bahamut-Zero at Wonko and HDS*

what's Bahamut-Zero?

sorry. THe way you cast meteor and the way it looked made me assume you'd played the awesome game final fantasy 7. Bahamut zero is a huge six winged dragon, and the most powerful of the three Bahamut forms you can summon (Bahamut, Neo Bahamut, Bahamut Zero). He flies in space and sends a giant beams of supremely destructive light at your enemies. He's a bad-ass.

oh that's wonderful.
*uses his tasp on werekitty*

*casts Firestorm on HDS*
*unlike a normal firestorm, this causes huge balls of fire to shoot from the vast clouds above and below, and spark and cinder showers down*
*HDS's platform is engulfed in flame and melted*

*eats Wonko*

oh no, no, no. you can do a bit more than half of whatever you want. I can do a bit morew than that. but I can undo whatever I want. I just haven't done it yet.

"Tasp" - a delicious little device that stimulates the pleasure centres of your opponents brain. The feeling is so intense it wil incapacitate anyone for long periods of time.

*has no problem with being shot by 'Tasp*

*sits grinning and staring off into space*