h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Apollo finds a nice spot in the Gobi dessert, whisks away the sun, and diverts a few rivers--
voila! The Ultimate Mud Pit! Perfect for...MUDWRESTLING!!!*

so... you verses sea, then Apollo? I might have to join in, this sounds like fun

*looks around, can't find sea*

It will be, if she shows up If not, I'm sure there are other goddesses who want to get licked ...

not like that.

yeah, you didnt mean licking in the "making htem lose the battle" sense, course not

*passes through and surveys the area, decides that there's big money to be made here, and *poof* creates a coin operated laundromat with shower, changing room and mini-saloon near the mud pit.*

*mixes up a pitcher of mudslides for the grand opening (non-alcoholic version avaliable for the sXe participants)*

Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Ahhhhhhhhhh...... tasty!

If I buy you a round, will get better judgements in the future??

get licked, eh? are you sure this isn't foxy manor?

oh, man, this is going to be... interesting....

time for my grand entrance.....

*the clouds and darkness fall back from the pit, and the sun rises over the edge of the desert. The first rays fall on the face of the Sun God, wearing MoG's gift proudly He steps into the pit, and the mud gives way to him like a mass of worshippers in his temple*

*quoting Dante*
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE!

*muttering* oh, drat he's onli--

hi, apollo, ready to get beat by a girl?

~noxious gasses begin to bubble from the pit~

~suddenly a beam of pure white light lances upwards creating a hole in the mud, accompanied by the sound of seraphim singing~

~out of the hole rises redfish with golden halo glowing brightly and unfurled wings, bathed in golden heavenly light, with a serene expression on his face~

I've never complained before

I suppose that means you aren't on my team...

didn't you challenge me? as long as i'm against redfish, i'm fine.

~the hole closes up and the heavenly light fades, leaving redfish hovering above the pit~

I wonder whose team I should be on ~undecided~

Well it sounds like sea has already decided

How about Red... think we can take these jokers??

um... it involves battling SG... ~scares of all thse side comments~

She does tend to drone on and on and on and on and on and.. well you get the point

But I've dealt with SaturnGirl plenty of times.. and with my new loincloth from MoG she'll have no weapon against me

It's that little tart sea I'm not sure about...

little tart?

She is easy to beat. Just bewilder her with a complicated plot while shes not looking and she'll fall over

*sea's mouth drops open and she tackles apollo with a guttural scream*

haha, it's the weekend, that one won't work until tuesday, fishy boy!

~thinks the tart comment was ill-advised~

~dives into the mud and realises he can swim in it like he can in water~

Brilliant!

~swims through the mud to the struggling pair and drags sea under by her foot~