h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~swims over to the saran-wrapped, mud covered sea~

ah yes, i cab see it, poking through the wrap

~gropes () for the key~

oh damn, its fallen into the mud.... we'll never find it now!

*sea scowls*

[sea] redfish, if i didn't know you better, i'd think you did that just to cop a-- what am i saying, i KNOW you did!

*sea jumps at redfish, which does little since her arms aren't free. sea's eyes begin to glow*

~throws another ball of mud at sea, just to show he's here~

:splat:

*sea's eyes continue to glow, and she flexes her arm muscles. the saran wrap makes a slight whining noise as its strength is put to the test. sea takes a deep breath and stretches it further*

~ducks under the mud to avoid the inevitable high-velocity wrap shrapnel ~

*sea takes another breath and finally bursts out of the saran wrap with a shriek of accomplishment. her eyes fade a bit, but they are still glowing slightly*

where did redfish go?

*she feels around under the mud*

Oi!

that tickles

*searches pockets*
Quick RedFish!! Use these!!

*tosses a pair of sunglasses into the cage*

*sea intercepts the sunglasses and gives apollo her patented Mother-Of-All-Dirty-Looks*

*Apollo flies through the air, stunned by the MOADL.....*

whoa...

*thinks* ... ah ha! *creates a large tiger....in the cage with sea *

have fun!

~looks at the tiger, in the cage with him and sea~

~looks at Apollo~

um.....?!?!!?

umm...tigers don't eat fish?

*Saturn Girl charges in, and tackles Apollo in a huge splash of mud* Sheesh, throwing a tiger in a cage with Sea and Red Fish... I thought we were against animal crulity in these parts, poor tiger.

*tosses Sea a raw steak to tame the tiger with.*

Now Ego boy, are you up to get whipped again, or are you going to give up before I deflate your ego a few notches? Or would you rather trade places with Red fish, and deal with Sea and the tiger in the cage? I'll gladly fry him up instead. Heck, I'll even be short and sweet so our Fish friend can go on his trip without worrying about loosing due to a lack of posting.

Cashing in her raincheck,
The Bombshell Goddess

How thoughtful of you, kind and generous Goddess

*Apollo, in a stunning new trick, leaps into the air... and turns into a ball of flame! before she can react, he hurtles himself towards SaturnGirl*

*sea throws the steak at redfish, hoping the tiger will go after him*

*At the last possible second, being caught very much unaware, Saturn Girl throws a whole mess of mud at the Sun god, and when the mud hits the flaming ball, it quickly hardens, and Apollo the flame ball falls to the mud, trapped in a sphere of his own baking.*

*Saturn heads over to the cage, and reaches through the bars for the key, laying un-noticed to the side, where it had fallen after Sea burst free of her wrapping. Quickly unlocking the door, she helps Sea out of the cage, and locks it shut again, leaving Red Fish in there with the tiger.*

Hmm... I think we should meet up and plan our attack against these two clowns, what do you think Sea? They'll be able to read in if we post anything on our space, and I don't know where we could hide a conversation they couldn't find... but if you have AIM, or ICQ, we can arrange some chatting there perhaps? If not, we could always imporvise

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess

ps. When did you become a saint, Golden Thighs?

just a few days ago Patron Saint of Lost and Forgotten Gods!!!

*In an explosion of yellow light, the mud flies in all directions, leaving the Sun God standing in the middle*

You know RedFish... I created both the cage and the tiger Maybe I should lay off the 'creation' bit for awhile....

*recovers mud-ball gun* Alright Saturn Girl, I haven't had target practice with you in a long time

Bring it on Ego boy, you don't scare me!

*whips out her personal paint gun, unloads the purple paint balls, and reloads with mud balls instead.*

Oh, and Golden Thighs, seems you lost your loincloth! Tsk tsk! And it was such a lovely one from MoG too, I think she'll be mad if you don't find it in the mud before someone else finds it... *Nilpferd and Ray dive into mud wearing snorkling masks, and start to search for the lost loincloth* Luckily this Mud was good enough to cover you up so you're not tramatizing poor Sea and Red Fish... *shakes head*

*sea covers her eyes*

sure, saturngirl. is your AIM name on your user space? i hesitate to post mine here...

~feeds the steak to the tiger~

nice kitty...

~scoops up a handful of mud and throws it through the bars at Saturn Girl, who is unprepared and is his in the face~

::splat::