h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh, you shush!

*sea apollo*

hehe

Wait, wasn't I supposed to be laughing

ohhhh... maybe Saturn Girl is tickling UH I could have been wrong about the stripper earlier Unc

*picks sea up and throws her on her back in the mud*

hope springs eteranla, eh boys?

*Saturn Girl shakes head, and continues to fuss over kitten on the side lines. Waves a "Go Sea" sign above her head though.*

*wrestles apollo, finding it hard to get a grip in the slippery mud*

Careful where you're gripping, babe...

Yeah, careful sea... you don't want him to like it too much!

mao!!!!

*sea blushes briefly, then shoves apollo under the mud*

i say this so often, but ive never heard it called that before...

*finds something under the mud, pops back up* pun intended

Alright sea, NOW you're gonna get it.... *looks at object*


*starts beating sea with the Rubber Chicken*





*wonders what happened to that fish guy*

I think Red Fish lost... it's been over 5 days since he last posted... Seems like Sea and I get to tag team ya, unless ya wanna give up, and loose again.....

My own stupid rules used against me...

Well, looks like we'll have to step the game up a notch

*The rubber chicken grows to a live, 20 foot tall version of Sesame Street's Big Bird. Apollo, riding the bird's back, steers it right at sea and SaturnGirl*

*looks up at big bird... decides those huge drum stick'll make a pretty good meal, so she tackles big bird, knockin' Golden Thighs on his *ss. She then drags Big bird to a huge BBQ pit, and starts to cook his tasty bird flesh. While waiting Saturn Girl takes the time to paint her nails.*

*Soon her nails are finished, and dry, and big bird's completely BBQ, offers one of the huge drum sticks to Sea*

1st commentator: And will you look at that, it was a noble fry by apollo, but hes been drummed out of the fight!
2nd: Dont count your chickens before they're hatched

*shoots commentators*

*Unfortunately for Saturn Girl, Apollo has filmed this horrific Big Bird BBQ and shown it across the world. A stampeed of REALLY ticked off children can be heard in the distance*

*Barney can be heard singing at an even farther distance, the stampeed of children head in that direction instead, the chorus of guns being loaded, and their safety being turn off can be head above stampeed, and crappying singing.*

Hehe... pretty clever SaturnGirl....



sea never would have thought of it.

*sea gives apollo the Look*



*sea throws mud at apollo*

*goes back to protecting her kitten on the side lines waving a "Go Sea!" banner*