h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*UH stumbles around with a vacant expression and spikey hair.his clothes are charred and smoking. i short, it looks like he managed to get his nads caught ina mains socket. slowly he collapses into a heap*

*Catches Apollo by surprise as he tosses the piece of the cell phone to Red Fish, pins him down in the mud, and holds him there so he can't move*

smack MY butt?! ooooh, you're gonna get it!

*tickles apollo mercilessly*

~uses the shard of cell phone to break the rope~

free!

~runs towards the melee~

*UH's heap quivers*

*The quivering of UH and the laughing of Apollo cause an odd resonance in the air...*

*The mud pit starts to churn, and suddenly a tsunami of mud comes hurling toward the combatants*

*sea ducks*

*Uh wakes up and is smothered*

*A surfboard appears, and Apollo rides the waves*

*in the background, the Beach Boys Surfin' USA can be heard*

*Saturn Girl swims in the tsunami of Mud, comes up under Golden Thighs, and steals his surf board, then turns up the sound track.*

Woohoo! Beach boys

*leg hits something while he is being thrown around by the wave*

oops... sorry sea

*searches frantically for RedFish*
Hey... RED!! You can swim!! You're a fish after all!!




*crashes into Uncle Heavy*

*swims to top*

ow. *rubs head*

*watches sea*

I bet you can't pat your belly at the same time

*laughs, gurgles mud, and laughs some more as sea unsuccessfully tries to prove her coordination *

~remembers that he is a fish and so stops drowning~

thanks for reminding me

*while sea is distracted, Apollo takes the opportunity to tie her leg to the back of Saturn Girl's surfboard*

hehehehehe....

*a huge wave rolls in*

*begins to drown*

*feels a weight holding back the the agility of the surfboard... Noticing something tied behind, she quickly paddles to the edge of the mud pit, and finds poor sea tied up. Saturn Girl cuts Sea free, and chucks away the surf board.*

You okay? *Helps Sea stand, and checks for any painful looking wounds or bruses.*

*the aforementioned huge wave topples on top of the goddesses*

Watch this one, Red

*The Sun God uses his powers to direct intense sunlight over the place where sea and Saturn Girl were standing...the mud quickly hardens*

*breaks a hole in the hardened mud, and climbs up out of it, giving sea a hand out.*

Sheesh, no manners at all... I was helping a fellow goddess, making sure your man handling of her wouldn't leave any lasting marks, and you have the odasity to dry us in mud?

*crosses arms, and turns back on the egotistical sun god*

*encased in mud, with only his nose above the surface*