h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have odasity?!?! I wonder where I got that!!! Sounds pretty bad...


Here maybe I can give it to you! *coughs on Saturn Girl*

*bites lip, and stifles a laugh*

~tries to swim towards saturn girl to drag her under the mud, but then realises tha his tail has become stuck in the newly hardened mud~

APOLLO!

*reaches for cell phone to call a rain god*

*remembers cell phone has been destroyed*

hmm.... where is that Hermes when you need him....

*rescuses Red Fish from the hardened mud, and lets him swim in a huge pot of water, lighting a fire under it when he'd not watching, then slamming a lid down,and locking it shut with a hole to let steam out, but Red Fish can't fit through.*

Sea, want some fish for dinner?

*looks slightly dazed*

yeah, sure... sounds delicious!

*tosses a slice of limon into the pot through the hole in the top, turns up the heat under the pot*

*thinks* well, ill just stay here then, encased in this mud

Sorry unc.. just a bit busy at the moment...

*unable to get into the pot, the Sun God is forced to try a new tactic.
He grabs an adorable little kitten that Saturn Girl was playing with, and throws it into the hole the lemon went through*

Well, Cat Lovers, let's see how loyal you really are....
* cries*

*saves kitten from the pot, unwillingly letting Red Fish go at the same time... wouldn't have eaten him anyhow... importal fish never go down right, and I don't care for the taste of fish anyhow. Then tackles Apollo and beats the living day lights out of him.*

It's one thing to hurt an immortal being that joined the battle of his own free will, it's quite another to try to boil alive the mortal pet of one of those said immortal beings.

*leaves Golden Thighs in pain, walks away, and takes care of the poor little kitten, making sure to dress all the burns from the boiling water, then protectively holds it, and glairs in Apollo's general direction*

Evil mutt lover!

*begins to whistle. finds he cant, on account of having a mouth full of mud

*tosses some burn ointment to RedFish*

*tosses some burn ointment AT SaturnGirl*

*catches the burn ointment, and not trusting it since it came from the same guy who hurt my kitty, throws i back at him. After helping UH out of the dried mud, she goes and hunts down some burn ointment she's sure is really burn ointment, and not a mean trick.*

*sea shakes her head in dismay*

[sea] i'm ashamed of you, apollo... tisk tisk.

*sea grabs apollo and tries to stuff him in the pot of boiling water*

oh, and btw: i may not be around a whole lot this week (i'm starting a new job and rehearsals for the play) so i give saturngirl permission to control my character.

that was a mistake

*Apollo, being the Sun God, is very warm natured. Unfortunately for Sea, when she tries to put Apollo into the pot, the pressure inside the pot makes it explode*

*a piece of shrapnel flies in SG's direction, effectively "bobbing" the poor kitty*

*its tail flies through the air*

*grabs tail from midair, and reattached is, hoping that it won't be lifeless, then planning on bobbing Apollo in repayment*

*sits and basks*

*staying a good distance from SaturnGirl, Apollo decides it's time to try and tackle sea. Dragging her back to the center of the now-restored mud pit, gets into a wrestling match*

Not that we haven't done this before...