A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 16, 2004
* passes a *
It should do the trick Ugi 
Yjongs here at the are good thank you. Had a productive week (two days from home helps here a lot, out for a meal tonight and then tomorrow I am going on a mini break to a spa. I am looking forward to that - two days of being pampere d and relaxing
How about you? Had a good week? What are you hoping the weekend will bring?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 16, 2004
:: steps up to the toaster from underneath a nearby table ::
all right, mate, serve us some stewed rhubarb sprinkled with shavings and a 
on the side or i will slice you up with this here cutlass of mine 
:: the toaster serves a lobster amoricaine and a bottle of 
::
by jove, i think i've got it
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 17, 2004
Now that's a mistake I can live with! 
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Hati Posted Jan 17, 2004
I guess I'll never learn the language of that 
toaster. 
I guess capt'n got it already, so let's have what he got. 
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 17, 2004
*goes up to the toaster and orders a meal*
I'll have an order of lightly grilled pickled lizard with a side of macaroni with shaved zebra hoof.
*looks on in dismay as the toaster produces something that looks surprisingly like cockroach spam*
I think I'm with you on this one, Hati. 
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Hati Posted Jan 17, 2004
You could of course try to order a cockroach spam... I wouldn't, though.
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 17, 2004
*serves Hati some fresh 
(made far far away from the toaster) and herself a fresh 
ini*
I think one order of cockroach spam is more than enough to teach me this lesson..
*nicks a bit of the Capns lobster*
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Jan 18, 2004
Hello all
Hope no one minds me comming along?
Batty as kindly invited me
Hello Batty Thanx for the invitation.
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 18, 2004
Welcome MA! Steer clear of the toaster though, the Capn seems to be the only one able to work it.
*offers MA some or a ini*
A ini is a martini made with citrus vodka, jalapeno stuffed olives and cocktail onions - extremely dry (just pointing to the vermouth bottle is acceptable) and extremely dirty. 
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Jan 18, 2004
Thankyou Hati and Battie.
Well anything which as Voddy in Sounds good to me
As for the toaster im sure my magic hands could work it just point me in the right direction
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jan 18, 2004
** points Midnight Angel towards the threateningly smoking toaster and dives for safety behind the sofa **
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 18, 2004
*gives MA a ini to erm> uh.. fortify her (or at least make her enough to not feel the toaster's wrath)*
Here you go, MA. I made it a triple.
*takes up her proper position back under the table*
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Jan 18, 2004
Hello Archangel Batty
Walks towards toaster.
AS a look well it certainly looks dodgy.
Thinks to one self if i should take the risk.
Decides i would but runs for cover as i run i hear splutter bang wollop from the toaster.
not even my magig hands can work this
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 18, 2004
I'll have french-fried mouse with olives wrapped in a page form the dictionary.
*Toaster: sputter whiz-eee*
Hmm, it's a roast turkey sandwich with honey sauce. I guess I should have specified the publisher.
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 19, 2004
Or maybe ordered it with a page from Hamlet.
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hands from the sky Posted Jan 20, 2004
*Wanders in, giving the toaster a wide berth*
Hey everyone, how are things aboard this fine vessel on such a fine day?
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Jan 20, 2004
*Sips a nice chilled vodka*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 20, 2004
*sips manhattan and eyes toaster suspeciously 
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Cabin 13 (IV) The Lighthouse Bar
- 4901: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jan 16, 2004)
- 4902: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 16, 2004)
- 4903: Batty_ACE (Jan 17, 2004)
- 4904: Hati (Jan 17, 2004)
- 4905: Batty_ACE (Jan 17, 2004)
- 4906: Hati (Jan 17, 2004)
- 4907: Batty_ACE (Jan 17, 2004)
- 4908: Hati (Jan 17, 2004)
- 4909: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4910: Hati (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4911: Batty_ACE (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4912: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4913: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4914: Batty_ACE (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4915: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4916: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 18, 2004)
- 4917: Batty_ACE (Jan 19, 2004)
- 4918: hands from the sky (Jan 20, 2004)
- 4919: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Jan 20, 2004)
- 4920: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 20, 2004)
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