A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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shagbark Posted Mar 1, 2004
3,4,5,6
Welcome to burger king would you like to try a combo.
Have you got about ten minutes to work on a weight loss program.
AAAAAAARGH, Me hearties Land ho 
Now where are you me prciousssss. Are you with those fisshes? 
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Kes Posted Mar 1, 2004
CLICK!
Your call has been diverted to the Freud Memorial Pangloss Road Centre for the Grossly Disturbed.
All of our Napoleons are busy at the moment, but a Julius Caesar should be available to talk to you shortly. Your id is important to us, so please hold the line ...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 2, 2004
::this is the answering machine of the national tinnitus society. please state your busines when the 
stops...::
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Kes Posted Mar 2, 2004
... All calls may be recorded, whether you are paranoid or not ...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 3, 2004
Not by me, though.
I'm not a crook 
I'm a...
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shagbark Posted Jun 1, 2004
A mysterious package arrives from the Pelican's Nest
marked SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR ALEC TRICIAN 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 1, 2004
*just back from a voyage to Key West and Fort Jefferson,
alec stumbles into the generator room and throws his kitbag on the
workbench...rolls out the 'slap-on' rollaway steel-punch cabinet
drinks thingy and makes one of those 191 Octane drink things that he
tried in Fat Tuesdays on Duval Street, the smoothie drink with the
inverted tube of Rum in it...*
*notices strange parcel with his name on it....sniffs it...
places entire parcel in large adjacently located bucket of water*
!!SHARKBAG!!! wot's all this then???
alec.
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shagbark Posted Jun 2, 2004
water in bucket slowly turns black as aged pelican poop seeps through disolvable packaging.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 3, 2004
i wonder if alec can put this aged pelican poop to good use?
and how?
maybe there is a market for it somewhere?
maybe we should label it "aged in oak casks"?
maybe i should stop asking so many questions?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 3, 2004
...well, that would be one way of scoring some negative feedback...
no, i think we should perform a number of experiments on the substance an see if we can come up with a novel application...
er...explosives? cosmetics? hair-restorer??
i bet this stuff has any number of useful characteristics
tell me gabshrak...did you have to roll all of this by HAND ??
alec.
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Kes Posted Jun 3, 2004
... or passes round clothespegs
... or square ones, I suppose ... as long as they keep the pelipoop smell at bay
... or at eBay ... 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 3, 2004
...ok, everyone wearing one of these clothespegs thingys now ??
Now, the first thing that most alchemists would do with a 'new' substance would be to heat it up and...
No shagbark, the clothespeg fits over your nose...better ask Mr. Kes for a clean one.
Right then...*prepares small sample of P2O2 and places in retort tube.
alec.
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 3, 2004
*gratefully grabs the glassware*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jun 3, 2004
now 'this' could be interesting...
*pours
into aforementioned alembic*
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Kes Posted Jun 3, 2004
*Observes the fizzing and bubbling attentively.*
Brings a whole new meaning to "Still Life", don't you think?
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- 981: shagbark (Mar 1, 2004)
- 982: Kes (Mar 1, 2004)
- 983: shagbark (Mar 2, 2004)
- 984: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Mar 2, 2004)
- 985: Kes (Mar 2, 2004)
- 986: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Mar 3, 2004)
- 987: shagbark (Jun 1, 2004)
- 988: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 1, 2004)
- 989: shagbark (Jun 2, 2004)
- 990: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 3, 2004)
- 991: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 3, 2004)
- 992: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 3, 2004)
- 993: Kes (Jun 3, 2004)
- 994: Kes (Jun 3, 2004)
- 995: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 3, 2004)
- 996: Kes (Jun 3, 2004)
- 997: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 3, 2004)
- 998: Kes (Jun 3, 2004)
- 999: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jun 3, 2004)
- 1000: Kes (Jun 3, 2004)
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