A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 26, 2004
ooooh, clever 
! 
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 12, 2004
Opens box and extracts phone. Winds handle furiously. HELLO HELLO ANYBODY THERE. WA HERE CAN I COME DOWN.....
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Oct 12, 2004
eeeeeit's our Albert!!
Do come in lad....
*Rolls out the 'Slap-On' rollaway steel punch cabinet*
Can i make you something to drink? Rum Punch
with fresh Caribbean fruit juices or I've got a small keg of Adnams
around here somewhere.
How on earth did you find this place Albert?
alec.
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 13, 2004
Eeeh Adnams jest t'job. Bye this taks me back a year or two. Ah was cruising along when ah spied this mighty craft and thought ahd drop in. Is that thrust bearing runnin a bit warm ont bike number two?....
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 15, 2004
Old Alec eer does a reet good job with is 'Drink dispenin thingy me jigs' Ee put a big one in t'bar of club oop North. Mind it looks like Adnams gland neeeds nippin up. Bit of drip there and t'would be shame to waste good . Sup up lad ....
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Kes Posted Oct 15, 2004
Thanks. Make that two pints ... I always believe in a balanced diet. 
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 15, 2004
YER WHAT...SPEAK UP LAD.AV GOT COTTON WASTE SHOOVED IN'T EAROLES COS OF RACKET...THOW COULD USE SIGN LANGUAGE LIKE...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 18, 2004
!!!!
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 19, 2004
Oh 2 ah thought tha twas being rude for a minute. Seein ow Alec isn't ere al just nip this ere gland up.
Oh f**k it just come away in my hand honest. Quick we're loosing Adnams pressure...
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Nov 13, 2004
* wanders in looking for Alec *
Oh hello there ...
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Nov 14, 2004
Dont just stand there gawpin ye daft hapaths worth Get t'bucket to catch Adnams, urry up.......
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Nov 14, 2004
* looks around for a bucket *
What has happened here then?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Nov 14, 2004
It looks like Albert here has been messing around with the 'Slap-on' rollaway steel punch cabinet and several gallons of Adnams Best has simply dripped into the backlog tanks under the five-bar diamond-plate flooring.
*turns keggy off at valve*
Can I offer you a little refreshment Luz??
G&T perhaps??
alec.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Nov 15, 2004
Ah Alec, Always so calm in a crisis
So I guess you wont be needing this b bucket then?
Refreshment? Yes please a <G&T> would be fab!
How have things been with you Alec?
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Nov 15, 2004
Tha could use t'bucket te mop up mess in't ere rather than battin tha eyelashes at Alec........
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 15, 2004
aye
and your 
too, 
& 
& 
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Nov 15, 2004
I am sure I dont know what you mean!
Where is the cleaning bot? Couldnt it do th clearning up?
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Nov 16, 2004
Eeh lass al go t'foot of our stairs. Tha must be one of those soppy wimpy bints from t'midlands. Get tha pinny on an t'sleeves rolled oop never mind robert tha'd only start fluttering t'eyelashes if ee ad kecks on.....
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 16, 2004
::searches his pockets for his albatrossian phrase book - in vain...::
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- 1021: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 26, 2004)
- 1022: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Oct 12, 2004)
- 1023: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Oct 12, 2004)
- 1024: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Oct 13, 2004)
- 1025: Kes (Oct 13, 2004)
- 1026: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Oct 15, 2004)
- 1027: Kes (Oct 15, 2004)
- 1028: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Oct 15, 2004)
- 1029: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 18, 2004)
- 1030: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Oct 19, 2004)
- 1031: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Nov 13, 2004)
- 1032: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Nov 14, 2004)
- 1033: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Nov 14, 2004)
- 1034: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Nov 14, 2004)
- 1035: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Nov 15, 2004)
- 1036: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Nov 15, 2004)
- 1037: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 15, 2004)
- 1038: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Nov 15, 2004)
- 1039: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Nov 16, 2004)
- 1040: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 16, 2004)
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