A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam

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Post 941

Coniraya

Ahh, but then Joe's a singer and Mark's a player.

Alec, why don't you just get a gas barbie?

I's revolutionised barbieing in this household. You can get your sossies nicely cooked before the next cloud burst. smiley - winkeye


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Post 942

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

now, that's funny, cos Dire Straits used to be the house band for just about every Agitprop organisation in Lunnun when i lived there back in the er 70's was it?? They would play for free for just about anybody except PIE...

'course, that was before Mr Knopfler and the lads became mega-stars...

smiley - yikesA GAS-BARBIE Caerwynnsmiley - yikes

Just about the only male preserve left over from the cave days is the ritual of making THE FIRE.

A gas-barbie, whilst sanitising the food preparation process, unfortunately does not feed the need that we men have, which is to interfere with the fuel/oxygen/heat triangle, and add a fourth side, comprising of blowing hard, dowsing it in highly inflammable chemicals, using a small flame-thrower, muttering incantations and...

...oh yes, drinking lots of beer.smiley - cheers

alec.smiley - clown


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Post 943

F F Churchton

Alcohol of cource being highly flammable!!!


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Post 944

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

*alec rolls out the 'slap-on' rollaway steel punch cabinet*smiley - cool

*extracts an icy-cold grolsch from the shackleton compartmentsmiley - brr
and hands it to Articuno*

here...conflagrate thissmiley - cheers

*keeps trying to get the barbie going (if you'll pardon the expression) this time using one of those mega-cans of f*sters laarrrgher, the contents long gone over the side, the can without ends being used as a small chimney.*

alec.smiley - clown


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Post 945

Kes

I knew there had to be a good use for F*sters!


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Post 946

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

personally i always doubted that

but then it took us a good while to figure it out, so...

BTW: my first rock concert was with - you'll never guess this - dave dee, dozy, beaky, mick andf titch smiley - biggrin

but my latest was with neil young and my next will be with the stones - for old times sakes

smiley - pirate


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Post 947

Floh Fortuneswell

Yesterday at the Hockenheim-Ring the Stones had AC/DC as the opening band smiley - cool


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Post 948

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

oooh, now *that* sounds interesting (well, more interesting than the afore-mentioned DD,D,B,M & T anyway smiley - silly )

i wonder if they are coming to copenhagen also smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 949

Kes

Didn't know AC/DC could drive! smiley - erm


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Post 950

F F Churchton

I think the electric puns are coming back again, that was a short circuit!!!


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Post 951

Floh Fortuneswell

I'm afraid Kes is right, they can't drive smiley - smiley
The concert in Hannover will be with the Böhse Onkelz smiley - erm


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Post 952

F F Churchton

They could parachute in, or something!!!


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Post 953

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i thought the böhse onkelz were outlawed by now

smiley - pirate


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Post 954

Floh Fortuneswell

No. They say that they "changed fronts".
But many people still do not trust them.


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Post 955

Kes

I have relatives and in-laws .......











but i never had any uncles who were outlaws! smiley - silly


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Post 956

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - biggrin

i had a few who were on the verge

smiley - pirate


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Post 957

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - cool
smiley - winkeye


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Post 958

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

*polishes chrome cylinder head covers*

smiley - clown


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Post 959

Floh Fortuneswell

Hi Alec smiley - smiley


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Post 960

Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)

smiley - biggrinFlohchensmiley - cool

alles klaar?

*checks reflection in shiny chrome cylinder head covers...adjusts Donald Duck necktie, straightens row of pens in top pocket, unzips
fur-lined parka in order to appear casual*

smiley - clown


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