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mrs. badcrumble - my other hat's a balaclava Posted Oct 14, 2001
*Bangs head on door frame on the way in*
Anyone's timbers need shivering? I'm in need of a ship Captain, and was wondering if you could use me and my skills(!). As well as my numerical and logistical abilities, I've been known to kill a man at 50 paces with one fell swoop of the tongue.
*Bangs head on door frame on the way out*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 14, 2001
Young? I don't even remember what it feels like to be young.
I've got three kids (that I know of ) - the youngest being a girl who has a very smart mind of her own *plus* a karate-belt - so I'm not *really* worried 
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mrs. badcrumble - my other hat's a balaclava Posted Oct 14, 2001
By the way, did I mention - I do a very good red mullet?
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mrs. badcrumble - my other hat's a balaclava Posted Oct 14, 2001
By the way, did I mention - I do a very good red mullet.
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mrs. badcrumble - my other hat's a balaclava Posted Oct 14, 2001
Just one question - exactly HOW far up the Captain's Private Quarters are we expected to go before we can sign? Just a thought.
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Anquet Posted Oct 14, 2001
I can show you young captain just give me the chance.... 
mrs badcrumble i'm sure the captain will tell you when to stop...
though when you come to mention it i dont think he will.... 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 14, 2001
Captain Pierce :
I suppose if I wanted to, I could
dish out guilt about as well as I
attract it.
First, it was just a silly song,
something that I specialize in.
Second, I didn't catch whether you
were saying no to all sailors,
or just drunken sailors, or to putting
them in your daughter's bed as opposed
to their siblings' beds. Can they
sit beside your daughter on a bus--
assuming that that's all they do?
If your daughter has a karate belt,
and you're still worried.....
Finally, these are supposed to be jokes.
I know my repertoire of authentic
sea-going shanties is not very extensive
("Yo-heave-ho and a bottle of rum" is
equally authentic, but how literary is
it, really?).
Together they would travel
on a boat with gilded sail.
Jacky kept a lookout
perched on Puff's gigantic tail.
Noble kinds and princes
would bow whenever they came.
Pirate ships would lower their flags
When Puff roared out his name.
So there!
Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 14, 2001
*still tied to the rail*
D.M.
help yourself Deary! And a few for Mrs. C. *hic* Welcome!
Paul H, did you know I specialize in Resolving Guilt? (trauma, anger & shame?) 
I'm your Captian, I'm your captian, though I'm feeling mighty sick...everybody listen to me and return me my-y-y
ship...We're getting closer to my ho-o-o-me......
P.S.
I know what I'd do with a drunken Sailor! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 15, 2001
I never doubted *that*, Pandora 
Welcome, Ms Crumble, and sorry for the delay. Logistic and numerical skills may be good, but I think I fancy a red mullet better 
A bottle of rum may not be literary, Paul H, but who gives a d*mn as long as it's autentic?
Dark Mistress, I think you are on to something. Some may say I am too old for you, but who cares - as long as you are not too young for me?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 15, 2001
*drunken giggle*hic*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 16, 2001
Animal12, are you familliar with The Curse of Monkey Island and the trilligy+one?
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Animel12 -Professor of Questionisoms,and piratey person Posted Oct 16, 2001
Escape from monkey island as in "Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate"?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 16, 2001
No, I think he means the one from the Bible.*hic**hic*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 17, 2001
What is a "bible", Pandora? 
- and how do *you* know?
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 17, 2001
*posts memos*
Lost: Visibility...
Return to: Mr. Plato, Cabin #178328, The Blood of the Zaphodistas...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 18, 2001
Captain Pierce , sir,
allow me to explain what a Bible is.
Once upon a time, there were some
wandering tribes in the Middle East
who "wrote" the story of their origins
and their understandings about God.
They had no paper to write it on, so
they memorized it, passing it on orally
from one generation to the next.
Eventually, it *did* get written down,
and was translated into many languages,
so that people like W.C. Fields could
read it in search of loopholes. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 18, 2001
...and later on Groucho Marx starred in the role of one of those Loopholes 
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 18, 2001
Aaahg! Even my memos are invisible!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 18, 2001
*reads memo...takes a purple marker from one of the pouches tied at her waist & writes: Will trade one
hundred meters of visibility for one new purple marking pen...see
Pandora, cabin 1001. 
Seeking professional massage in private or public MUST have stamina~ten gold coins or one used purple marker for each half hour. Must not mind nudity and I'm willing to be nude also*~Pandora, cabin 1001~
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- 802: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 14, 2001)
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- 804: mrs. badcrumble - my other hat's a balaclava (Oct 14, 2001)
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- 806: Anquet (Oct 14, 2001)
- 807: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 14, 2001)
- 808: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 14, 2001)
- 809: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 15, 2001)
- 810: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 15, 2001)
- 811: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 16, 2001)
- 812: Animel12 -Professor of Questionisoms,and piratey person (Oct 16, 2001)
- 813: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 16, 2001)
- 814: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 17, 2001)
- 815: plato <surfer> (Oct 17, 2001)
- 816: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 18, 2001)
- 817: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 18, 2001)
- 818: plato <surfer> (Oct 18, 2001)
- 819: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 18, 2001)
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