h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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It was a very contemplative almost-a-year.

*looks at her husband and the *

Did it lead to any insights?

* looks down the Queen's almost transparent neglige *

yes

*note to the author* No, Hapi, this answer does NOT surprise me. Far from it! If you had not written it I would be very disappointed now
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Like what?

.. well.. look at it this way.. any staring for a year at a gorgeous queen dressed in about two milligram clothing is bound to .. well ... at least try and gain some new insights ..
(* remember s usually cannot use hands *)

.. what?? tickle you with a plant??

interesting.. ah well .. why not

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LOOBRUSH-ATTACK!

(* wonders what the local Camelot staff uses plants for.. loobrush indeed *)
(* s never go to toilets.. being a can be convenient *)
(* like you can sit in meetings for hours and hours *)
(* rattling a chain every now and then *)
(* but never ever need to leave for a brief stop *)

Aaaa! I think i just walked into a nuthouse, okay, maybe I'm a bit lost.
Bye

*Runs away at high speed, arms and legs flailing randomly*

Ah well...

.. I don't believe it .. I've been staring for five years at an almost nekkid queen .. that's quite a long time .. even for a

And how do you feel?

thirsty?? I haven't had an for twelve hundred years

.. is that rose on your nightgown or is it a tattoo? very nice

Pierce just informed me that s do have limbs and all that

oh good !!

well, a may have some fun .. once every hundred years or so

And how many years have passed?

ah .. ages and ages it's been quiet for quite some time in here